:The camera shows a pitch black room,all there is,is a light bulb hanging down,A hand appears and pulls the tab to turn on the light and reveals himself to be....David Arquette:

David Arquette:Did You Miss Me? Its been a while Hasnt it?

:David stares at the light bulb and rubs his forehead on it and then looks back a the camera:

David:For those of you who need a refresher course, Allow me to introduce myself I am David Arquette...Yes THAT David Arquette and when HWL Was first around I was one of the most dominate people around,sure you had your JBL's,your Ron Killings...but there was always one name you didnt want hunting you down and it was David Arquette. I will admit thought...It wasnt always that was, when I first signed my HWL Contract back in the day, I was treated as a joke, no one took me seriously, I did whatever I did to fit in. I joined the NWO Wolfpack just to fit in and that group failed, whatever I could do to appease the "cool kids" I did because I didnt want to be just the "Ready to Rumble" guy the rest of my life...I wanted to be a star...I had to change my image...so I did something drastic...I joined The ICP and Abyss in The Dead Pool...and not only did I join them I eventually took over that group and lead that group and I was working my way up the ladder in HWL and slowly but surely people started taking me seriously and then BOOM....One Day it Happen...

I was the HWL World Heavyweight Champion, and not only was I champion, but at one time the Longest Reigning Champion, thats when people started taking me seriously, thats when people saw that I wasnt just some actor from Hollywood playing wrestler, thats when the world noticed I wasnt someone handed a title to promote a movie, I earned everything...FIVE TIMES Over I was the HWL World Heavyweight Champion...and Now...and now I am BACK in the HWL and Now I am more advanced then ever I have been out on the indies I have been out there honing the craft,paying more dues and its all led me back to here...

New Years Revolution, Elimination Champion, 6 People, 6 Souls Stand in the way...A King Slayer, A Dinosaur, Ironically a Movie Star, an Egotistical Idiot, A Psycho and Dashing Daddys Boy...This is like a Bad Direct to Video Sequel The Breakfast Club...Well Mr. Vernon I think its ridiculous that I am going to have to Slay the King Slayer, cut the film of the Movie Star,make the Dinosaurs go extinct again,slap some sense into the Idiot, Out Psycho the Psycho and Show the Daddys Boy just who his Daddy really is sincerely David Arquette but thats the Way its going to have to be come The 18th...I have come full circle all the way back to HWL...and this time..you and everyone else know what I am capable of...I am not a joke...I dont have a Stunt Man...I am The REAL David Arquette...and I am your NEXT

HWL Heavyweight Champion!

:David smirks at the camera then reaches up and turns off the light: 

Luchasaurus

Footage of the jungle is shown. A square can be seen traced in the sand. Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus can be seen in the square. Babysaurus Marko Stunt is seen sitting outside the square.

Narrator: Training. A ritual. A regimen. A time honored tradition to shape. To form. To seize. To strengthen.

The Jungle Boy shares the imaginary ring with Luchasaurus. Babysaurus, confused, does not understand, but watches. Luchasaurus prepares for the Elimination Chamber, by using rhe Jungle Boy as his training partner.

A sequence of moves between Luchasaurus and Jungle Boy is shown. Luchasaurus finishes the match, with Babysaurus making the three count.

Narrator: Luchasaurus has much more work to do, but this is a start.

Luchasaurus then incoherently growls, grunts and snorts. As he does this, subtitles appear:

New Years Revolution, dinosaurs live again. New Years Revolution, dinosaurs right the wrong. New Years Revolution, Luchasaurus will be the new HWL World Heavyweight Champion.

The Rock

*Scene opens up to a limo pulling into the HWL parking lot. The Doors opens up, but the scene cuts to back into the HWL hallway, where Todd Grisham is standing by, mic in hand. The door opens up as The Rock walks through the doors. Grisham walks over to The Rock*

TG: Rock, let me be the f...

*Rocks puts his finger up, as Grisham stops talking. Rock puts his finger down as he looks at the ceiling*

TR: FINALLLYY...THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TOO H...W....L. 

*The Rock reaches to his sunglasses and removes them from his face*

TR: Years after years, The Rock has returned to HWL. The Peoples champion has come back to the very company he helped put on the map.  Now, let The Rock ask you a question, who in the blue hell are you?  Last time I checked, The Coachman wasn’t so....pale.

TG: Mr.Rock, my name is Todd Grisham. You and I have talked before...

R: I’m sorry, can you repeat your name to the great one?

TG: My name is To...

R:IT DOENS’T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS..

*Grisham lowers the microphone*

R: You think The Rock cares what your name is? You think The Rock made his huge return to HWL, just to figure out your name?

TG: Well...

R: It doesn’t matter what you thought. The Rock is here for one reason and one reason only ....Todd. To layth the smackdown on every single monkey that steps into that ring with me.  People might call me washed up, they might say I don’t have it anymore. Let me make this clear, The Rock is in shape. The Rock is in the best shape of his life, haven’t lost one step.  So now Todd, what are these “questions” you wanted to ask me?

TG:  This Saturday Night, you’re in the HWL World title match with six other men, locked inside the elimination chamber.   The match is very hyped with all the serious talent that is involved.  What are your thoughts on this match?

R: My thoughts? You want to know the great ones thoughts? The Rock returns and is in the World title match.   All I need to do is go through six other men to get what belongs to me. But Todd, lets be honest here, theres no man in that chamber match who can take down... the great one. There’s not one person in that match who can keep up.  The Rock has been hearing other talk all week about this match, running their mouth while they bitch and moan, bitch and moan.  Let me keep this real short and simple, The Rock plans on taking my brand new, out of the box wrestling boots, shine them up real nice, turn these son of a bitches sideways and stick them straight up all their candy asses.

If Ya Smell... What The Rock....Is....Cookin!

*Camera ends*

~Mark and Jay Briscoe are in the barn shoveling manure on the farm as the camera opens Jay drops his pitch fork and spits at the ground~

Jay: The Brisoces be puttin work in to get ready for the tag team championship match at New Years Revolution. Ain't that right Mark?

Mark: HELL YEAH!

Jay: Hell yeah is right, see we slipped up and lost those HWL World Tag Team Championships last month, and now because of that we gotta fight three teams from dem straps. 

~He picks up a beer of his pickup truck in the background opens it up and takes a swig~

Jay: But that's okay, because me and Mark kinda like it that way. EH MARK!?

Mark: YUH!

Jay: I SAID WE LIKE BRAWLS DON'T WE?

Mark: WHUT?

Jay: WE LIKE MULTIPLE OPPONENT TYPE SITUATIONS.....

Mark: HELL YEAH! COME ONE COME ALL!

Jay: THAT'S RIGHT! Hell fuck the tag team turmoil, lets have them all in their. It can be The Viking Raiders vs The Briscoes vs Dum Day vs Dull Brothers vs Piss Party vs Knockoff low budget pg Briscoes vs ummmm..... whats the other team name?

~He thinks to himself for a second as he takes another swig~

Jay:Ah you know what, doesn't matter. The point I am trying to make is we will go through anybody to get what we want and what we always want is them tag straps. So come one come all, and will knock you all down one by one 

~He slams back the rest of his beer and slams it as he pulls his hands up in the shape of a gun~

Jay: REACH FOR THE SKIES......

~The camera cuts~






 

~Marty Scurll is in a dark room~

Scurll: I have squandered ever opportunity I have had here in the HWL since it opened its doors last June. I have wasted so much of my potential worrying about what two other men that I called "friends" thought about me..... and then..... Adam Cole super kicked me in the face. I would like to thank you Adam Cole, because that swift kick reminded me that a villain has no need for friends or acquaintances. A villain's top priority should be himself. Now that's why this Saturday night I go into battle for the Cruiserweight Championship.

~He pauses for a second~

Scurll: Finn Balor, it looks like you have found yourself in familiar surroundings once again. With the same brain dead losers that you had before. It even appears that you may be turning into one of those brain dead morons, but that really doesn't matter. You see guys like you and I are different and we should be treated differently we don't hide the dark side of ourselves away like its an unwanted step child. We embrace our true best friend, we can both see that our demons are actually our strongest allies. Or at least you used to do that a couple nights a year when you saw fit. This new version of Finn Balor is quiet depressing compared to the old one, the more exciting one, the demon. Only by fully embracing your demons, can you become a villain. This Saturday at New Years Revolution if you don't bring your demon Finn, you stand no chance. That Crusierweight Championship is going to wrap around the waist of Marty Scurll this Saturday night and I will truly be able to say "Long Live The Villain"

~The camera cuts~