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"The Champ of Dong Style" Joey Ryan
Awe those silly Samoans, they get so cute when they are mad. Wow digging deep are we? The Guy who lost to Bo Rotunda? Yeah I may have lost but it wasnt on a major stage, I wasnt the First man eliminated in the Elimination Chamber when I am supposed to be a big bag Monster Samoan, I Didnt lose a title to Mysterio when my Shoulder was, that was you Sir, Not Me. And Please The Shield and Mysterio being the Short Version from what I can tell thats the only version, thats all you ever bring up, Shield...Mysterio...Rinse...Repeat...
Anyways, Do you not realize that with this HWL World Heavyweight Championship I dont know there is a target on my set of Balls? Hmm? I am not as dumb as you look Joe, and Joe I do agree with you on one thing, and that is..You are going to remove the target on Overdrive, but not because you are going to become Champion, No No, You are going to remove the target because I am going to defeat you and move your big Samoan Ass all the way to the back of the line to where someone like Sonya Deville will have a better chance at a title match then you...
I have y ticket to the Nation of Violence and while you may want that ticket to be one way, I have my bags packed, and I am making sure that the trip is going to be round trip because I am coming to the Nation as the HWL World Heavyweight Champion, and I am going to leave all the Balloons, All the fun and Games behind and just bring THE GUY, The Most Viral Guy in the industry today to the Nation to defeat its leader and retain the HWL World Title...
Just try and remember to keep BOTH Your Shoulders down for me Hm?
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:The Camera shows Cathy Kelly walking up to SONYA DEVILLE Shadow Boxing:
Cathy: Sonya, Your thoughts on what Bayley has Said?
Sonya: She wasnt talking about me?
:Cathy looks confused:
Sonya: So was talking about some other chick named SONJA, so you might want to go Interview her!
:Cathy still looking confused walks away as SONYA Continues to Shadow box:
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Samoa Joe
Silly Samoans? Who’s says I’m getting angry Joey? If you think that what “anger” is, then you’re in for a rude awaken next Wednesday Night Joey Ryan. I didn’t have to dip deep to hear about your match with Bo, I mean it wasn’t no secret, it’s not hard to hear about. Just, I must of hit some what of a nerve if you had to bring up my elimination chamber match. Joey, answer this question for us. Have you ever stepped into a match like that? Have you ever stepped into a chamber that could easily take ten years off your career? I’ll save you the air, because you’ll need it for next week and ill answer the question for you. The answer is no. So, before you start parading around, and speaking of matches you have never been in, I strongly suggest that you be a part of the match first.
Any fool can walk around the place, and shit on someone for their performance in a special kind of match. But the only way anyone would listen to that fool, is when he becomes apart of it.
Joey Ryan, please keep telling the world that you plan on defeating me. Please, keep telling the world that Samoa Joe is a “Puppet”. Please, keep telling them that you plan on beating my “Big Samoan Ass” and sending me to the back of the line. Please, keep feeding them nonsense . For when the time comes, and I have my arm wrapped around your neck, and all you see is black, just remember that your words can’t save you. Snapping your fingers for cheap balloons can’t save me, nothing can save you from me.
Nation Of Violence, please rise as the “Champion” will be attending . Take a seat until the “Champion” as fallen, then get ready to bow to the new “Champion”. Watch out Joey, Joes Gonna Kill You!
* Bayley just finishes with her getting gelato at Willow Glen Sweet Shoppe down in San Jose. As she orders the Rocky Road Gelato, while Teresa orders the Salted Caramel. *
Teresa: Damn Bayley, you were right, these are some freaking delicious Gelatos. This salted caramel is to die for.
Bayley: I know. I always order the Rocky Road. It just reminds me of the rocky road I always had everytime I travel around the world. Knowing that you leave so much things behind you, like family, friends, coworkers and many more. But at the end of the day, it's just sweet times ahead as I always remember how graceful I am to get this opportunity to perform every week for thousands of people. And the millions watching at home. It's just brings a smile and makes me hug the closest person to me.
* Bayley hands out the biggest hug to Teresa. *
Teresa: I know. Life on the road isn't always easy. We staff member and tv crew don't even have the time to call our love ones and tell them how much we miss them.
Bayley: Agree. And why you order the Salted Caramel?
Teresa: Cause I'm a little salty knowing that I have to work almost the 365 days a year to get food on the table for the family. But at the end, it's all just sweet times as i know that HWL has me cover if I give them my all when training the best athletes around the world. Like you.
* Bayley Flushes and hugs her again.*
Bayley: Nah, you shouldn't have.
Teresa: Girl, you know you are a work horse around this industry. I can see.
Bayley: Thanks. I'm just here to show a good time to the HWL Universe and show what I can do out there.
* Bayley's phone starts buzzing in. Then she opens the HWL app. Which is just a low cost payment of 4.99 a month, with the 1st pay-per-view event for free if you're a new subscriber. We see Sonya Deville cutting a promo while she's shadow boxing. *
Bayley: Wow...I'm shocked that she didn't take notice on me. After I clearly spoke how great she is like all the talented women here in HWL.
Teresa: Maybe you gave the wrong name?
Bayley: ohhh. Now I see it. It's SONYA.
Teresa: Don't bum yourself out. She doesn't know talent even if it smacks it in her face. So what if you name her wrong.....big whoops. That Sonya is quite the crybaby ain't she.
Bayley: You maybe right. She's basically like the Vanilla. Plain and boring just like her shadow boxing. At least Tara could be like a Guava Gelato or Peyton Royce like the Watermelon Gelato. Full of flavors and amazing taste.
Teresa: Those are really good. But those flavor are too wild for me. Unlike Rocky Road. That's just an instant classic.
Bayley:.....kinda like what I'm going to be doing this Wednesday at Overdrive, when I become the last women standing and everyone gets to see.....why I'm going down as one of best women in this era of wrestling.
Teresa: There you go Bayley. That's the spirit. Nice comeback with those gelatos.
Bayley: Yeah.....and that's nothing. Apparently she think that shadow boxing helps. Just look at what happened to Kyle O'Reilly.
Teresa: I heard about that. Samoa Joe literally trashed the guy and now he gets a World title shot. Maybe.....if the same applies to you and Sonya, you could best her and then YOU can get a Women's Title shot.
Bayley: Huh. That actually makes sense. We got to thank her for making it easier for us. Since she doesn't lift a finger like her friend Mandy Rose. BOOYAH
Teresa: yeah....well it's getting late Bayley. And tomorrow we have to take a flight to Overdrive to prepare and set things up for the show....so catch you up once we arrive there.
Bayley: You got it Teresa. See ya then. Get home safe.
Teresa: I will. Bye.
* Teresa leaves in her Uber Driver, as the car drives away. But Bayley sticks around finishing up her gelato. *
Bayley: Well....it's just me and my gelato. And just like this gelato....the road might be starting rocky. But it all taste better once I show the world about the power of love and what a hugger.....CAN TRULY DO. See ya at Wednesday, Sonja. Whoops.....I meant SONYA!
* Sends her an xoxoxo remarks to her, as her Uber Driver also picks her up. Camera then fades away with her leaving the scene. *
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"The Champ of Dong Style" Joey Ryan
:Joey shakes his head and takes the sucker out of his mouth:
Joe, I didnt need to stop into the Elimination Chamber, Hell You didnt NEED to step into the Elimination Chamber, but you did, and why did you do it? Was it the need to become the WWE Champion? Was it to prove that you were the best? Or was it because the Puppet Master said so? If I were a gambling man, I would bet every single dollar I have on choice number three! You act like because I was never inside that chamber that makes you Superior to me? Because you were inside that thing I never felt pain? Hm?
Thats where you are wrong,Being on the indy scene night in and night out for year after year,living out of a suitcase,living in the dirtiest nastiest hotel imaginable, it may not be the physical pain the Chamber offers, but its Pain none the less, and You Joe of all people should know that! Just because the Puppet Master told you to get inside that cage and dance for everyone doesnt mean you are better then me!! And You see this...
:Joey hurls the sucker against the wall and then takes the title off his waist and gets in close to the camera:
You see this Joe? This is as close as you are ever going to get to this HWL Championship,I spent years and Years out here on the grind to come to HWL not to be just another guy and I became THE GUY here in HWL, everyone looked down on me, Bully Ray, Beat him, Brian Cage, Beat Him, Tomasso Beat Him they all thought I couldnt carry the HWL Banner, and on Overdrive when I visit the Nation of Violence, You are another name I am going to have to add to the list of believes when I retain this title and go to Heatwave and retain there too...
And I will keep retaining this title over and over and over and over again, I am THE GUY around here Joe, Not You, not Adam Cole....Me...Joey Ryan. I made this title worth a damn, and you arent going to take that away from me!
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* The IIconics music plays as they make come out to the stage each with a microphone in hand*
Kay: Okay okay okay..... We know the question on everybody's mind. Where have the IIconics been? Why haven't the IIconics been gracing me with their presence on overdrive?
Royce: Why isn't Billie Kay women's champion?
Kay: Why isn't Payton Royce women's champion. Questions that would have to be asked of Mr General Manger.
* They both hold there ears out to the back*
Royce: I don't hear anything do you Billy?
Kay: Nothing but crickets from a man who is too worried about stripping a lady down so that he can touch himself.
Royce: And not worried enough about the IICONICS!
Kay: Yeah he will be worried about us soon! As this week the beautiful IICONIC! Peyton Royce takes on three other ladies in a fatal four way match Payton what do you think?
* Payton pauses for a second and thinks as she then turns her thumb upside down and sticks her tongue out blowing through her lips as Billy Kay laughs*
Kay: Let's get one thing straight here okay.... so even that your neanderthal size brain can understand SONJA......
*Payton whispers in Billie's ear*
Kay: That's what I said........ SONYA
* Peyton giggles to herself*
Kay: Lets get one thing straight here Sonya..... we.....
*Billie points between herself and Payton*
Kay: Are not into each other okay so you can quit with the little LGBT act because we don't care. But Peyton Royce? The least likely to win? YOU GOTTA BE JOKING ME!
Royce: None of you ladies know what I am even capable of, including the huger girl Bailey..... and..... the other one.... whats here name?
* They both think to themselves for a minute*
Kay: Ahhhh not IIconic, not worth the time.
Royce: I'm the sleeper winner here in the match, I may be the underdog but when I get the quick roll up and walk out of the ring with the one two three all you people will know that the HWL will start to be.....
Both: IICONIC!
*They both do the pose as the camera cuts*
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Samoa Joe
*Camera opens up to Samoa Joe sitting in his locker room,cleaning the blade of his Samoan tribal knife, Joe starts to smirk, as he looks at the blade*
SJ: Joey Ryan, you just don’t know when to stop, do you? You don’t know when to quit spreading your nonsense to everyone. Instead of removing that sucker from your mouth, it might be smarter on your part, to keep it in your mouth. I stepped into that Chamber because I had a chance at the main prize, the WWE Championship. I had a chance to put my name in the history books, I had a chance to become a Elimination chamber winner and a chance to become the Champion. But, lets don’t act like there were bums in that match, everyone in that match is a future Hall Of Famer... expect for Kofi Kingston, he’ll always be a clown who tosses pancakes.
*Samoa Joe finishes the blade, then puts it to his slide*
SJ: Joey Ryan, The HWL Puppet Master has put you in the match against me next Wednesday. The Puppetmaster is pulling your strings, and causing you to defend your world title against the most dangerous man on this planet. Congratulations Joey Ryan, you defeated nobodies to get where you are at. All that success, has landed you straight into my world, straight into the Nation Of Violence.
You can flash that title around in the camera all you want Joey. You claim that’ll be the closest ill get to that title..Joey, come Wednesday Night, we’ll see if you can back up all that nonsense .
You’re “The Guy”?
*Joe laughs*
“The Guy” comes to an end Wednesday Night. You’ll swallow your sucker, get locked in the Coquina Clutch, then watch me leave as the HWL World Champion.
Joes...Gonna...Kill...You!
*Camera fades*
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"The Champ of Dong Style" Joey Ryan
Awe you're so cute, trying to turn this whole Puppet thing on me, trying to make me out to be a Puppet here in HWL, and trying to make seem like I am a nobody saying that I defeated a bunch of nobodies to get this HWL World Heavyweight Championship, but You and I both know you're lying by saying that. I defeated THREE former World Champions to get this, Yeah Joe...Three Nobodies...You keep telling yourself that, whatever gets you to sleep at night...I paved my way through the Indys night after night for years and made my way to the HWL, and when I waked through those doors the FIRST thing I said was that I was going to become HWL World Heavyweight Champion...I called my shot...and I HIT IT! So if You think I am going to let you just come along on Overdrive with your pocket knife, and your catch phrases, and take this title away from me before I get to Heatwave and defend it agains Adam Cole, dont think I am not coming to The Nation unprepared! People see this Mustasche, and Chest Hair, and they see the Viarl Videos of Yours truly and they all think the same thing as you Joe...They all just think Joey Ryan is a Joke, they see the Sucker coming in and out,in and out, in and out, IN AND OUT of these tights and Think I am a JOKE, but I am not Joe, and this TITLE right here, This right here Proves that all that time in the Indys, not taking the big Money, being Humiliated by Taz on national TV, was ALL WORTH IT, and all top of all that...you hit me with the Ultimate Insult....
You insult me even deeper by talking about my Suckers? How dare you? I am to Suckers what LOD was to Shoulder Pads, or Mia Khalifa To Big Titties, you get my point? But I NEVER EVER Swallow my Sucker, No No...I always Spit...
:Joey Winks:
And On Overdrive, I am going to spit this Sucker right in your face, I am going to spit your words right in your face and I am going to spit...in the metaphorical Face of The Nation of Violence, Samoa Joe, You are just a Speed Bump big boy you are like driving in a parking lot, You HAVE to drive over the speed bump in order to get to the parking spot, and that Parking Spot is Heatwave...and You are a bit Bigger then your average Speed Bump, But on Overdrive, Come Hell or Highwater, I am leaving the HWL World Champion and then I am moving on to my White Whale in Adam Cole....
You can TRY and Kill me all you want Joe, You can TRY and Put me to Sleep...but I coming with Fire,and I plan on Burning down The Nation!!!
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Samoa Joe
*Camera opens up to Samoa Joe working on the heavy bag in Team Punishment gym. Joe stretches out and rolls his neck out after he finishes the bag. Joe chuckles while taking his gloves off*
SJ: Was it truly worth it Joey? The path that lead you to the HWL Championship, Was it really worth it knowing that your path ends in the Nation Of Violence. The path that started years and years ago, ends in TWO days when you step into the ring with me. Joey, I’m not a speed bump for your journey to Heatwave, I’m the pothole that going to ruin your trip there.
*Joe drops the gloves into his gym bag, then straps it to his shoulders. Joe makes his way to the door*
SJ: You’re going to spit that sucker in my face? Joey, the only spitting you’ll be doing is when you’re bagging for me to release the choke. When your staring at the ceiling, blacking out while spitting all over the place and slamming your hand on the mat... Tapping out.
*Joe gets to the door, before exiting it, he looks back to the camera*
SJ: Two nights away. Two night until the World Championship match. It’s been less than a week since this match was announced, less than a week that we found out when Joey Ryan title rein ends. You had quite the path to become Champion, defeating bum after bum. Come Wednesday Night, when you come the Nation Of Violence Joey... You’ll be watching me leave the N E W World Champion.
See you soon.
*Joe exits the door as the camera fades*
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:The camera shows the HWL Arena when Joey Ryan walks out to No Music,No Glasses,No Sucker and comes to the ring:
I come out here not as The Joey Ryan you have come to known, not as the Character Joey Ryan that appears all around the world, but I come out here as myself, because I have to tell you guys something...
:Joey takes the HWL World title off his waist:
When I came here I called my shot, I told everyone I would be the HWL Champion and thats what I did, but recently some incidents have happen in my life that have come up that Make it difficult for me to continue the journey here in HWL,To continue the Journey as The HWL Champion, now I am not out here to air my dirty laundry but long story short, I dont like being censored, and I dont like being talked to like a child, so if I could have Adam Cole and Samoa Joe come out to the ring right now...
:Both Joe and Cole come out looking confused and they enter the ring:
You see Boys, I was going to defend this title tooth and nail, and Joe you were up in Two Days and if all went well, Adam Cole you were next at Heatwave...but due those recent events...
I RELINQUISH The HWL World Title, and I dont know what Upper Management is going to do with this title,but its easy to see that You two guys are the top rated contenders, and I wish you the best of Luck!
:Joey lays the title at the feet of both Joe and Cole and quickly shakes there hands,Joey makes a quick wave to the crowd and then leaves:
:Meanwhile in the ring both Joe and Cole still looked confused but then realize the HWL title on the mat and look down at it,and then both look at each other and stare down as the camera fades: