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7/24/2019 12:55 pm  #21


Re: Promos for Inauguration (07/27/19)

The Young Bucks

Matt: Villain Enterprise, 2 weeks ago you attacked me and my brother for no reason whatsoever and tried to make a name for yourselves. Now, you have our full attention.

Nic: That's right, you caught our attention and not in a good way. What you did to us was completely unprofessional.

Matt: Unprofessional.

Nic: You all try to systematically take out the greatest tag team brothers in all of professional wrestling. For what? Just to be heard by everyone. Now, me and my brother will have the last laugh when we meet at Inauguration.

Matt: And what better partner we have at our corner than the man that has revolutionized everything we indies have work so hard. And that man is none other than Hangman Page himself.

Nic: So come Inauguration, we will serve justice to those troublesome hoodlums....once and for all.

Matt: Marty Scurll, PCO, Brody King. You mess with the wrong bucks and for that....you must pay.

Nic: So don't blame us for when we kick your asses all over that ring, and show the world why we are the most destructive 3 man team that has grazed this Earth.

Matt: And it will end, with your blood spilled all over that ring.

Nic: Can't wait to get my hands on those fools.

Matt: You damn right brother....YOU GODDAMN RIGHT.

 

7/24/2019 9:19 pm  #22


Re: Promos for Inauguration (07/27/19)

:The camera shows the inside of Big Sugars Office, then shows Big Sugar at his Desk working on some paper work, the camera then shows the The HWL World, Women's and Tag Team Championship on separate podiums, then there is a knock at the door:

Big Sugar: Enter!

:Joey Ryan pokes his head in the door:

Joey Ryan:Hey Boss,You mind if I film a promo in here?

Big Sugar:Make it quick!

:Joey enters the room and stands next to the HWL World Heavyweight Championship:

"The King of Dong Style" Joey Ryan

Look at it,Look at that beauty, and in just Three Days You could be wrapped around my waist and I could be The Guy and it could be my name on that Name Plate, and then the Joey Ryan Era in HWL Begins, A LOT of names come with this title belt, Chris Jericho, David Arquette, and JBL come to mind when you think about past HWL Champions of Yesteryear, but none of them had this sexy chest hair...

:Joey Pulls out a bottle of Baby Oil:

Big Sugar (off screen): If you get on drop of Baby On that title belt in my Office You're Fired...

:Joey Pauses and then drops the Baby Oil:

Joey: This Sexy Mustache, and they sure as hell didnt have have the Dong of Dong-Zillia...My Point is...While Jericho,Arquette,JBL,Edge,Killings the list goes on are all somewhere in the record books somewhere...Saturday night I plan on joining that list, this is my moment. Bully Ray Tested me and he FAILED, Brian Cage tested me and he FAILED and TC you are going to Test me on Saturday and You sir are also going to fail because from the second I walked into the the HWL Arena I called my shot and I am going to blow my Load...

Big Sugar (off screen):Not in my office you're not!

Joey Ryan: Come on Man,I was on a roll....Anyways TC you get my point,Saturday night...this gorgeous title will be coming home with the one and only...

:Joey snaps his fingers and a Large inflatable Penis erects behind Big Sugar sitting at his desk:

Big Sugar:What The...

Joey: Joey Ryan!

Big Sugar: Please Leave!

Last edited by QuinnMallory (7/25/2019 10:30 am)

 

7/25/2019 11:04 am  #23


Re: Promos for Inauguration (07/27/19)

* We see Austin Aries in a recording studio watching PAC's promo through a monitor. In another monitor there is Austin Aries in his previous qualifying matches and then turns around and notices the camera pan on him. *

AA: Ohh you startle me. For a minute I thought it was Big Sugar himself. Anyway where was I....ah yes, I was just watching some of my matches I had this past 2 weeks and just had to rewatched it myself. Now....Neville, or should I called you PAC. Nah, I'll call you from here on out PacMan. Why? Cause you like the to gobble everyone into believing that you're the king of the Cruiserweight. And I don't deny it. You're QUITE the king indeed. And it's a great title to your historic career....for when they were relevant. Now we have Dukes, Lord and many other British, Scotish and even Dutch titles. It's irrelevant all of those when there so many throughout the world. Now...Me?

* He stands up walking and talking around the room *

AA: Well....I like to call myself from here on out the Dictator of the Cruiserweight. Making me the greater power here. And yeah, we had our little rivalry back in WWE. And if one thing out of your mouth is right besides being the king is that it's all in the past. THESE....These right here is the NOW. And you slay your share of pretenders and I put away my share of rebellions. All culminating to this Saturday at Inauguration, in which we will show the world which one of us is walking out as the Cruiserweight Champion.

* He gets closer to the camera and whispers something *

AA: But let me fill you in on a spoiler. A tiny, but really tiny spoilers....get a little closer mate. A little more.

* The camera zooms in into Austin Aries mouth *

AA:You're....going.....to....lose....to Me.

* Aries pushes gently the camera man aside as he refocuses on him. *

AA: And that's not a prediction. It's 100% true. Not only will you see the reality that's coming your way, but the inevitable demise to your kingdom. As I, Austin Aries, the greatest man that has ever lived in this forsaken Earth, will show you why I'm Double A.

* Austin Aries points out to the two monitor on screen, each one showing the highlights of both he's qualifying matches. He shows his match with Enzo and plays the video while he talks. *

AA: Enzo Amore saw the greatness in me, and had to bring his behemoth to save him from further embarrassment. And while I got beat up by 2 rejects from New Jersey, I maintain my composure and look ahead to my next opponent.

* He then shows the Buddy Murphy match and keeps it playing. *

AA: Then we got Australia's Best Kept Secret Buddy Murphy, which till these date is still butt hurt for not finishing me off when he had the chance. But I was 2 step ahead of him, and outsmarted the Aussie to get the W. I wonder where Buddy went to? Hopefully he kept himself hidden in Australia....for his own gracious sake.

* He then turn off the monitor and looks to the camera. *

AA: Now...it's just you and me. The 2 best Cruiserweight in the world showing the world what we are made off. Both of us know each other real well, so no one really knows what's going to happen to our body and our mind once we clash head on. But PacMan, I already gave you the spoilers to what's going to happen, so let me remind you how it's going to happen.

* Austin Aries puts a poker face. *

AA: I'm going to break every bone in your body. Then I'm going to twist every arm and legs you have like a pretzel till you squeal like the pig you are. Then I'm taking your head directly to the mat and smash it a hundred time till your own mother doesn't recognize you. And finally I'm going to lock in the Horn of Aries and will watch you scream for mercy till you pass out in that floor, as the referee will hoist my hand. The referee will signal for the bell, and the announcers will say.....

* Austin Aries grabs the nearest microphone in the recording studio. *

AA:....AND HERE IS YOUR WINNER, THE GREATEST MAN THAT HAS EVER LIVED AND YOUR NEWWWWWW HWL CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLDDDDDDD.....

* Austin Aries gets close and personal with the camera *

AA:....AUSTIN FREAKING ARIES!!!!!!

* He drops the mic and shoves the camera guy away as he leaves the studio, as camera fades away *

Last edited by Th3Rickst3r (7/25/2019 12:19 pm)

 

7/25/2019 1:38 pm  #24


Re: Promos for Inauguration (07/27/19)

Ciampa

Ciampa is seen backstage in the same undisclosed location, on the same stool. The popped inflatable penis is seen on the ground. Shayna Baszler gives Ciampa a massage as the pin used to pop the penis holds up her hair.

Ciampa: My choices have been questioned for years. My lifestyle has been panned. My words are spun, always have been, if they are not ignored. Typical.

Shayna and I understand realism. We understand what it means to be pleutonic. Looks don't matter, but that is not the point. She shares tenacity and intelligence with I that very few actually have.

Joey, I urge you to check yourself. Your lifestyle is atrocious. Your mention of what has come and gone holds no bearing. Present is the bearing. Life is lived best by living one day at a time, embracing what you have, and who you are, with grace and courage. Wisdom and strength. You have courage Joey, but nothing else, amd that courage is the wrong kind.

Your wet dream ends on Saturday pal. Your Inauguration to Emasculation at the hands of The Black Heart.

Baszler: Believe in your next HWL World Heavyweight Champion.

 

7/25/2019 3:08 pm  #25


Re: Promos for Inauguration (07/27/19)

Bullet Club

*HWL Exclusive*

*Camera follows The Bullet Club backstage, after the HWL Overdrive main event.  Styles is holding is face, while Goodbrothers follow him*

AJ: Thanks for coming down to the ring tonight and getting my back, brothers!

LG:Anytime Goodbrother Aj! Anderson and I were watching in the back and there’s no chance we were going to let those two nerds beat you down!

KA: Like Goodbrother Gallows said, we always have your back. One Family, One Club and One Love! We’ll get those geeks down the road.

AJ: Lets bring it in for a quick one!

*The Bullet Club “Too Sweets” in  the middle of the hallway*

AJ: God, I love doing that! You know, you two still have a chance to be the first ever HWL World Tagteam champions this Saturday night, against The B Team.

*Both Brothers start to laugh*

LG: You know my Goodbrothers, they haven’t showed their face around here all week. When they found out they had to step into the ring, with the Goodbrothers, The muscles of the Bullet Club, They have been hiding.

KA: Real talk, they’re probably hiding beside the Briscoes. We’re more than focused on this championship match Goodbrother Aj! This Saturdaynight, The Goodbrothers bring the titles home... to The Bullet Club!

LG: How about you Goodbrother AJ! You’re in a triple threat match with that nerd Seth Rollins and our Goodbrother Kenny!

*Styles smiles *

AJ: Last night was a complete fluke. Cold needed his two nerd lads to help him all match! But that doesn’t matter right now, because Ill get my shot again in the near future! But right now, that doesn’t matter. What matters is Saturday Night, I step into the ring with Rollins and Kenny! In the past years, ive had outstanding matches with both men. I put both men to their limits in the past and the odd time i won, when the other times, I lost. But this Saturday, I plan on leaving as the winner, and continue my journey to become HWL Heavyweight Champion!

See you Saturday!

*Camera fades*

 

7/25/2019 3:26 pm  #26


Re: Promos for Inauguration (07/27/19)

* Nikki Cross is sitting in a room by herself with a record playing an old Johnny Cash song. In what can only be described as the worst humanly possible voice on the planet she sings a long.*

Cross: I FELL INTO A BURNING RING OF FIRE..... I WENT DOWN DOWN DOWN, AND THE FLAMES WENT HIGHER AND IT BURNS BURNS BURNS, THE RING OF FIRE..... THE RING OF FIRE

* The song continues as Nikki Cross dances and smiles*

Cross: BURN BURN BURN!!!!! LACEY BURN BURN BURN.....

* She continues but the record skips as she stops stares at it and screams storming out of the room. The camera pans up to.... you guessed it..... another message on the wall. This one appears to be burned into the wall somehow*

Message: Lacey Lacey..... do I repeat myself Lacey? Lacey Lacey are you getting sick of me Lacey? Lacey Lacey..... only three more days Lacey..... three more days till my hits come to and end..... or a beginning, when I begin to hit your face until I see red..... Lacey Lacey....  burn burn Lacey..... fall into the ring of fire LACEY! Lacey Lacey.... crush the radio all you want.... see Lacey it wont matter how much effort you put into beating me Lacey IT WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH! You see Lacey, I have more in me then you do..... I'm willing to go further then you to secure a victory Lacey..... I am willing to do more to you then you are to me..... I am willing to dissect each and everyone of your body parts.... because Lacey.... I'm not a lady.... I'M NIKKI CROSS!  AND I WANT TO PLAY!!!!

*The camera cuts*

 

7/25/2019 8:25 pm  #27


Re: Promos for Inauguration (07/27/19)

:The camera shows a figure standing in the shadows,The figure begins to strut forward towards the light and its revealed that its Joey Ryan, Scarf around his neck,Sucker in his mouth,Sunglasses on and then smirks:

"The King of Dong Style" Joey Ryan

What is a Dream? Hm? A Fantasy? A Desire? A Hope? Can it be a Premonition? Or do they mean nothing at all? Are they trying to give us a message? To some people when they go to sleep and dream, they wake up un-phased, but Not me, Every Dream I have sticks with me. You joke about Wet Dreams, because im sure you are referring to the adolescent version where a young man dreams of intimate relations with someone and it feels so real, so intense that eventually he...well...I think we all know what happens next...

TC I also had Wet Dreams, but as I grew older, my "Wet Dream" got different, it was no longer about women...because come on, look at me, I dont need to dream about women anymore, I started have a re-occurring dream, a dream where I would be wrestling in front of thousands of people, it would be the match of my life, and at one point my opponent would grab me by the testicles, and with ALL my Might I would then flip them over and make the cover, I would hear the mat slap, One,Two,Three, and then I would hear the crowd roar...Someone would hand me a WORLD Title and I would Hear my name called as World Champion...and that would be the moment that I would....Well...You Know....

In that dream TC I never knew who I was up against in that dream, the person never had a face, but now I know who it it is...its you TC, you are the embodiment of my Wet Dream...so in a way you are the answer to my question, What is a Dream? A Fantasy? A Desire? A Hope? Answer? All of those...and TC Saturday I fulfill MY Version of a Wet Dream when I...Well...You Know....You know what I'll say it,,,I fulfill my Version of a Wet dream when I Wake Up as World Champion and my load Blown...

Saturday it will no longer be a dream,it will be a Dream come true when I....

:Joey Ryan snaps his fingers and a Large Penis inflates behind him in the shadows behind him:

Joey Ryan win the Biggest match of my Life ad become the HWL World Heavyweight Champion   

 

7/25/2019 8:53 pm  #28


Re: Promos for Inauguration (07/27/19)

:The camera shows Lacey Evans in her Locker room doing her make up in the mirror, she puts down her lip stick down and places a fancy hat on her head,she begins to speak while till talking into the mirror:

"The Lady of HWL" Lacey Evans 

Nikki darling while you are a Plate full of crazy,with a Sandwich that is half OJ Simpson and Half Loreana Bobbit and a couple Mendez Brothers sprinkles on top, I must say that I found something I actually agree with, and that is, you are for sure Not a Lady Nikki, as I have said before and on top of that honey get a Voice coach because im sure that Johnny Cash is turning over in his grave after you singing "Ring of Fire", but honey you are certainly going to "Walk the Line" so to speak and its a damn shame I am going to leave you "Hurt" after Saturday, because the only one who is leaving with faces bashed in and limbs torn apart and what not is going to be...Bless your heart.

Now before you get confused,Bless Your heart doesnt mean what you think it means, where I come from You can say the most horrific things about another person as long as you put "Bless your Heart" at the end you can get away with anything. Nikki darling, our tango is beginning to get a little old, because I can only deal with so much,,,,,I want to be clever here...

:Lacey begins to apply blush to her cheeks:

Stupid from one person and darling you are starting to hit my limit, which is is perfect timing because Saturday when You and I and some other piece trash meet for the Women's Championship, and One Nasty has already been knocked out in Paige and on Saturday two more Nasties are going to get it...

:Lacey puts down her make up brush and reaches into a jewelry box and pulls out a ring:

And one of those Nasty little girls is you Nikki, you want to fall into a ring of fire...

:Lacey places the ring on her finger:

I have a ring of fire for you to fall into when give your crazy,dumb psycho loony tunes ass a Woman's Right and become the HWL Women's Champion.......Bless Your Heart.

Now Mr. Camera Man, you should know by now you have over stayed your welcome if you could be so kind to fetch me a glass of Ice Tea with a slice of lemon...not a wedge...That would be fantastic!

:Lacey shoos the camera away:

 

7/26/2019 2:46 pm  #29


Re: Promos for Inauguration (07/27/19)

Ciampa

You are fantasizing about me? That's nice. I would like to say I am flattered but even then, I would be lying.

I didn't need the definition of dream pal. I mean, its nice to know you can read, its nice to know you actually know what the dictionary is. Joey, stop trying to impress yourself by making other people feel weird and objectified.

It will bring me great pleasure to knock you down a peg. It is not just your emasculation now. It is about teaching you what it means to lead and represent with class. What it means to be a realest. What it means to be an intellectual.

Believe.

The Black Heart Beats.

 

7/26/2019 4:01 pm  #30


Re: Promos for Inauguration (07/27/19)

*Backstage we are seen with Guerillas of Destiny, as Tanga pacing back and forth, his brother then stops for a second and says*

Tama:

Yo, Bruh what you worrying about? why pacing back and forth?

Tanga:

Bruh, I can't wait to get in the ring and make our debut against those two Lucha bros.

Tama:

Yea me too, But look bro there is nothing to worry about...Why because we are gonna beat those two bitch ass Luchadores. For the past years as Brothers growing up and living together, I know that all the training that we have done for the tag team division is worth for something big. I mean bro, everywhere went or worked at we dominated so far.

*Tanga stops for a second and continues*

Tanga:

Yea your right, I don't have to stress shit, Why because we fucking dominated everywhere and we ain't gonna stop here...here is where we start again beating everyone in our way. 

*Tanga then put his fist out as his brother fist pumps back as they walk away as the camera fades to black*

 

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