"The King of Dong Style: Joey Ryan

Hey Hey Hey, You dont need to bring Karma into this, I met her back in January of Two Thousand Fifteen but she is and boy let me tell you she could Suck...

:This portion of the interview has been Censored by HWL management due to the graphic nature:

And then all over her chest, So you dont have a right to bring her into this,and thats another thing, You remind me of that friend you have that ALWAYS Uses the same word or phrase over and over again, what is it with you with the word Impact? Did you get a word a day calendar for Fathers Day and try and work that word into every sentence you make? Oh and you're gonna work for it? What do you think I am doing Big Man?

Trust me, I come out here with the Sunglasses and the Sucker, Rub the baby oil on this beautiful body,and the girls swoon at this mustache but behind all that I am one of the best wrestlers in the world today, and MJF can call me that "Dick Guy" all he wants but when when he and I meet one on one I am going to treat him like Dr. PHIL treas a Hostile Guest on his show, but I digress Cage, my Point is, I am one of the best in the world and on Overdrive Talk is CHEAP and I am going to Prove it to you!! This wannabe Rick Rude, or Porn Star or Dick Guy or whatever else you or anyone else wants to call me...I am going to shut them up on Overdrive and I move one step Closer to becoming...

:Joey Snaps his fingers and large inflatable penis inflates behind him:

HWL World Heavyweight Champion!

* We go backstage, 24 hours before Overdrive comes lives from St. Louis, as we see a monitor turned on to the movie "The Rescuers Down Under". Austin Aries is watching the movie with his popcorn and a big glass of soda, and the scene right now is when McLeach is in the water current cursing at the boy. Then Joanna, the lizard, tells him to turn around. As McLeach turns around he notices the rapid waterfall, in which he's going to fall off. He tried desperately to swin back to shore....but it's too late. The scene pauses with McLeach screaming. *

AA: You see there Buddy. That's you. You're that poucher falling down and can't seemed to find a way out of that watery grave....just like tomorrow night match against me when you have no option then to fall down into the abyss. Now let's continue to this next scene.

* The movie then continues into another scene where we see the boy untying the golden eagle and then falling off the cliff. But the eagle saves him and goes riding through the sunset. *

AA: Now that boy....yes. That boy is me. And I don't care at this time that you could call me a kid or whatever you might want to add, but this kid had the balls to stand up to the poucher. And even if he was defenseless, he put up a fight.

* He ends the movies and puts his popcorn aside. *

AA: Now. What have we learned from this? Simple. Disney makes good Australian kids movies, but have terrible wrestlers from Australia. Like come on. Who else is Aussie in the wrestling scene that is famous? The IIconics? Please. Emma? Next. How about Nathan Jones? Failed multiple drug test. Face it Murphy. You're the only relevance here in HWL. That's going to change tomorrow night. Cause once that bell rings for the end.....the only thing that's going to be laying around.....is the dingos eating your dead ass corpse.

* Aries picks his popcorn and leaves *

AA: See ya tomorrow mate.

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