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:The camera shows Joey Ryan in his locker room,feet kicked up,Sucker is him mouth pouring a glass of champagne and then takes a sip:
"The King of Dong Style" Joey Ryan
Ahhh Fresh,Crisp and Bubbly Just like I like it. One down and Two to go. Bully Ray thought I was going to be a walk in the park and I showed him wrong...But now...
:Joey stares at his glass and swirls it around and takes another sip:
But now I have Brian Cage in my way, and I will admit He has bigger muscles then me, he might be stronger then me...But he isnt "Bigger" then me you know? Ha Ha I kill me sometimes, but Brian I am a Man and you are a Machine and the difference is Machines have parts,machines can break, and Machines can be turned off...where as I can always be turned on OH! Cage, Overdrive your journey to becoming the HWL World Heavyweight Champion ENDs!
I mean it was all fun and games while it lasted and some people were actually quite surprised that you made it passed round one, but you are now going against the King of Dong Style, and right now I am the bees knees because there is no stopping me, I am like Kobe Bryant in a Colorado hotel room...
UNSTOPPABLE
Too Soon? Overdrive, I am going to do something that you can do and that is leave Melissa Santos satisfied when I defeat and move onto the finals of the Finals and become...
:Joey puts down his glass and snaps his fingers and a Large inflatable penis inflates behind him:
The HWL World Heavyweight Champion!
:Joey takes the sucker out of his mouth and dips the sucker in the champagne and places it back into his mouth:
* We see Cathy Kelly walking backstage as she's apparently is looking for Aries. Kelly then sees Aries locker and knocks on the door. *
CK: MR. ARIES. I HAVE A WORD TO SPEAK WITH YOU. RIGHT THIS INSTANCE.
* Aries opens up the door with a smirk in his face. *
AA: what seems to be the pro.....
CK: YOU KNOW WHAT DAMN WELL YOU DID TO THAT FOOTAGE. You alter it for your personal gain and pleasure. Trying to ridicule me in live television.....i won't tolerate such a blasphemy from YOU or any of the HWL superstar. And one more thi....
* Aries just applauds and laughs *
CK:WHAT'S SO FUNNY TO YOU HUH? DO YOU THINK I LIKE TO HAVE BEEN THE LAUGHING STOCK AROUND HERE.
AA: It's not that Cathy...I know I put that video up and tweaked it just a bit. But in all fairness, as a former reporter to another reporter....don't you think that even if he tried to hush you, doesn't it seem to be invading your personal space? Hmmm?
* Cathy calms just a little and responds back to him *
CK: I agree with that, but you had no right to publish such video and childish act like that.
AA: You're right. And I apologize for those actions. But Cathy I have a question for you.
CK: What's that?
AA: Why did Buddy Murphy get so hyped about just one video? And before you answer let me tell you. The reason he got so fed up with that stunt is because it would tarnish his image as HWL best kept secret. Like come on, do you really expect ME to keep quiet after a stunt like that. I was a reporter. I could have alter any scene if I wanted. Just look at this pictures.
* Aries pulls out a bunch of papers, like one with Buddy Murphy with a semi-naked oiled body dancing with Big Dick Johnson, another with Buddy Murphy entering a Sex Dungeon with a full latex black body, and one last image of Buddy Murphy punting an old lady. *
CK: WHAT IS ALL OF THIS?
AA: Lies, scams, and photo edited pictures of Buddy Murphy.
CK: But...why?
AA: I'll tell you and its plain simple. Cause no matter what footage was put up, or no matter what is told around the locker room about him. He will always be known for one thing and one thing only. And that's a dirty Aussie.
CK: Huh?
AA: Let me enlighten you with the truth...you know Wesley Blake. His former partner and duo in crime?
Ck: Yeah. So?
AA: Well if you recall. They won gold and were on top of the mountain, and flares came up between them and Wesley was the one to dump him. In retrospect, it gave him the push to become a single competitor. And from there on he became a world renounced best kept secret from Australia.
CK: What are you getting to?
AA: It's quite simple Cathy, he wasn't losing his focus on mediocrity such as the one we are having here in HWL. Look at him now. He's more boiled up than a tea kettle. I never seen a man so red in my life since I saw Elmo's Debut on television. Buddy Murphy can come in and tell all that he wants about our match on Overdrive and all the things he's going to do to me. Yet, he's distracted with all this shenanigans that's been swirling all around. So with all due respect Kathy...Buddy Murphy is simply afraid.
CK: Why do you think he's afraid of you when he wants to pulverize you to the point of blindness?
AA: Because he knows damn well...that he can do everything he wants to me and say it with all his might. But at the end of the day, I'm still going to be the greatest man...that has ever lived.
* Aries looks up and vast in his glory then Cathy says. *
Ck: One thing he wanted to add before I Leave is to....Shhh...
AA: Ohh, i see. Apparently he's trying to hide the truth behind my madness. So Cathy before you leave. Send him my hugs and kisses in my regard.
CK: Huh?
AA: Just like that...because when I'm done with him. He'll be begging to be back with Wesley Blake after I'm done with him. And....this interview is over.
* Aries waves goodbye to Cathy Kelly and gives her a proper handshakes and says peace out with his peace sign finger as he walks away *
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*as Joey Ryan finishes, the camera then quickly turns to a gym where we see Brian Cage looking at his phone as he is about to workout and begins to talk*
Cage:
Ha ha, I knew you would reply with something like that. I mean I heard it already. Everywhere I go.
*Brian Cage then shrugs his shoulders and says*
Cage:
I heard it, I heard that i take steroids and I look like a monster and what but i don’t care. But you Calling me a Machine that’s really Flattering I appreciate it. I mean thanks I look like the terminator.
*Cage holds one hand over his heart and closes his eyes and says*
Cage:
That really touches my heart.
*Cages opens his eyes and Continues*
Cage:
Just for that Joey, I’m gonna do you a big favor...I’m gonna end you quickly. Because you earned it.
*As Cage finishes he winks at the camera and walks away as it fades to black*
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"The King of Dong Style" Joey Ryan
Oh Thank goodness Cage, you are going to end it quickly...but that just isnt my style, I am not a "One Minute man" you see, when I go, I go "Hard"
:Winks:
Trust me Big Man,calling you a machine was no compliment, calling you a machine was an insult because even The Terminator had a weakness, Whether I have to re route some wires, pull a couple of switches, or even have to lower you down into molten hot MAG MA...The Machine will be destroyed one way or another, I have been "That Indy Guy" long enough and I have come to HWL to become "THE GUY" and Brian big Boy, you are standing in my way, and you are not going to stop me...
DONG_ZILLIA will be set loose on Overdrive and I am going to whip it out like I always do and reek "Havoc", and after that I am going to come to the ring and defeat you
:Joey wink and smiles:
Sometimes its too easy, and when I have all the pieces of the Machine laying in the ring dripping with Baby Oil, im gonna...
:Joey then pulls a sucker out of his tights and pops it into his mouth:
Celebrate my victory to finals and be one step closer to become the HWL World Heavyweight Champion!
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:The camera shows Buddy Murphy and Cathy Kelly having a talk apparently Cathy is relaying what happen between herself and Austin,Cathy then leaves and Buddy notices the camera:
"The Best Kept Secret" Buddy Murphy
You think I am afraid of you? Me? Apparently you didnt listen to my message from Kelly very well, I am the furthest thing from afraid from you Mr. A double that I will ever be. When it comes to You and I there are two kinds of people of people in the World, Men and Boys. Which one do you think you are Hmm? If you have the audacity to even try and claim you are a Man then everyone should be terrified, you are nothing more then a little boy trying to be a Man....
Back in Outback, we used to play stick ball and we had this one little kid named Tommy,we never let Tommy play with us because he would always hit the ball into the yard with the gate with the big dog in it named Duke, and you see one day we decided to be nice and give the little boy Tommy a shot at bat and what did he do? He hit that ball...and it went...Right over the gate into the yard with Duke in it...
TOMMY YOU SUCK!!!!
Naive little Tommy said, "I'll get it!" he hopped the fence and there is Duke right there waiting for him,Tommy turned around to run...but Tommy just wasnt fast enough to make it.
You are a Tommy, Austin....I am a Duke. And Overdrive You title dreams is DONE!
TRUTH!
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*We see that Brian Cage has stopped working out for second and looking at the phone for any updates, and looks at the camera*
Cage:
Go hard...Really? I don't really care how hard or soft you go...For all, I care you can play with yourself, and ill I still will beat you move on to next challenger or competitor.
*Cage then continues to look at the camera and says*
Cage:
Joey Ryan, or Dong Zilla or whatever your name is...You seem to not understand is that this is not the movies, this is real life, This will be me beating you and me moving on to be the World Heavyweight Champion...so listen here, you wanted to be That guy and You will get to be that Guy soon so don't worry...You will be the guy I will destroy... my Impact will be felt Hard and you will like it and the rest of the world will too.
*Cage calms down a bit finishes with*
Cage:
So do what you got to do Joey Because this Big Boy is going nowhere...Sorry.
*as Cage finishes he winks at the camera and continues his workout*
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* Austin Aries is in a room sitting by the monitor and watching Buddy talk. As he is by himself just laughing and laughing. Then he gets his composure back and looks at the camera guy that approaches him. *
Can you believe this kid. Wow. Murphy has good stories to tell us all. What's next? The boy who cried Kangaroo and hopped away with the Foster. Or is the big bad dingo and how he ate poor little nanny. This Aussie sure crack me up. Telling me I'm a boy. The nerves of him. Oops...I said kid instead of a boy at the start of this. My bad folks, let me fix this.
* He stands up and looks on the horizon, then looks back at the camera. *
You see Buddy, I didn't get it when you told me the difference between what's a man and a boy. And it didn't click on me. Kept thinking and thinking. Then it popped up in my head. You tell me boy, when YOU Buddy ARE THE BOY. Let me enlighten you with what we called birth certificate.
* He pulls out from his pocket his birth certificate and shows to the camera his date of birth. *
It says April 15th, 1978. Which makes me 41 years old. And to be frank with you, I'm in my prime when all is said and done. And then right here...
* He pulls out another birth certificate, but the papers look to be bitten off by something from the copy he got from his fax machine. *
Excuse the condition of this copy. I know the audience can't bear see this. Anyways, my manager call this guy, who knew a guy that knew a guy, who contacted another guy from Australia's finest Melbourne Hospital, just to get the real life scoop. But...it wasn't easy to get the original paper. And most of the medical files were destroyed by some Dingos from the outback. More vicious than Aussie himself if I do say so myself. And here it is.
* Austin point out the name saying Buddy Murphy and his date *
The date shows September 26, 1988. That means....he's 10 year younger than meeeee? The odds of that is quite remarkable. Before you ask yourself, why did you go through all that trouble and not just Google that...I had to do it. We never know if he's lying about his age. So I had to crack the case myself and get all the info....just to make sure. Now...
* He slowly turns around and says *
...If only Buddy Murphy could understand the truth. And the truth be told, Buddy besides been a coward, he's a complete dunce. Duh. Why didn't I get that in the first place. It's so obvious. Saying he's the best kept secret from HWL and that his a vicious creature. No wonder I was blinded by it. His sheer stupidity almost put a dent in my noggin. Anyhow, keep up with your stories and your Australian folk tales...while I make the most of your storytime and rewrite a new one.
And that story will feature the greatest person who ever lived and how he manage to overcome all the propaganda and conspiracy surfacing in HWL. As I ends this real life story with myself holding and grasping that Cruiserweight title. So believe me when I say this true spoiler.....
* He closes in to the camera *
....The Belt collector is coming. And you're the next victim. See ya on Overdrive.....KID.
* Camera fades away *
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"The Best Kept Secret" Buddy Murphy
Fosters? Kangaroos? Dingos? Any other stereotypes you want to throw in there? Rugby? Crocodile Dundee? Walkabouts? Yet you try and call me the boy? The entire point of that story I told you was to prove to you that despite your forty-one year old age you are nothing more then an adolescent trapped inside of a grown ups body,I mean look at me back in the day when I was on top of all the Cruiserweights in another company,the day came where someone finally took my throne at the top and what did I do Austin? I took my loss like a man and moved on and You Austin, I remember a time when Youwere on top of a company, and in fact they considered you the SAVIOR of the company and what happen when someone finally took the top over from you? you took your ball and went home, and yet again You call me the boy?. Austin...you're a dink. You're hiding behind Stereotypes and altered footage of events that didnt even happen and the routine is getting quite old...
A Double, Overdrive is coming up, and it took me a few to land on my feet here in HWL, but I have hit the ground running, and I am running towards Overdrive towards you,and when this Aussie gets there its going to be Game set and Match because there is no way I'm leaving Overdrive unless that Tournament bracket says "Advancing to the Finals: Buddy Murphy", in this business You have few friends, you have people dont like but respect, and people you dont like nor respect...and you Austin fall right into that third category,which means whatever I do to you, I will have absolutely no remorse for you, if you end up with a broken leg, nose, or if you end up like the great Silver King ad die in the middle of that ring, I will shrug my shoulders and move right onto the finals and become the HWL Cruiserweight Champion.
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"The King of Dong Style: Joey Ryan
Brian Cage...Oh my...So many innuendos, not enough time for them all. I mean you dont care how hard or soft, playing with myself, I have to admit Cage, for a big Meathead you can be pretty funny, but the bad thing is this tournament isnt about who is the funniest, because if it was I got to be honest after that you may have had me there, but it isnt a Stand up comedy Tournament, this is a wrestling tournament and you kept saying I want to be "That Guy" you were are a little mistaken, I dont want to be "That Guy"...I want to be "THE Guy", like I have said before I have always been that Indy Guy, but I have come to the HWL to become THE GUY and I am two people away from that and you big guy are in the way...
Dont get me wrong Cage, You are a great athlete, and You got a sweet Mohawk and your Wife is Smoking hot. But it doesnt compare to this...
:Joeys takes out Baby Oil and begins to rub it all over his torso:
Body here, and That mohawk doesnt compare to this sweet Mustache that girls want to ride nightly, you are a Dime a dozen, I have seen the big boys come and go, Matt Morgan,Khali,and Matanza there were all flavors of the week and you are the new flavor and at Overdrive people are going to realize that they are sick of that flavor when Joey Ryan...
:Joey Snaps his fingers and a Large inflatable penis inflates behind him:
Beats Brian Cage Dong Style and moves on to the finals of the World title tournament!
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*Brian Cage begins to speak via Satellite*
Cage:
Of course, you gonna come out say stuff like this isn't that and that isn't this, that's all mumbo jumbo. Yea who cares. But all I kept hearing now is Me...Me this...and Me that or that you always wanted to be that "Indy Guy" or "The Guy" or whatever the case. Well, Joey let me ask you something. What makes you so special out of all of the Indy Guys? Remember I was an "Indy Guy" just like yourself at one point so you're not that special your just a wannabe Rick Rude...and All of those big boys you talk about they are the past. And this is now, and now I will be in the way.
*Brian Cage then goes close to the camera and says*
Cage:
Because, little man, come Wednesday night Overdrive I will move on to the finals and Become The HWL World Heavyweight Champion.
*Brian Cage then walks away as the camera fades*
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