(Mickie James)

(Singing)
Blame it all on my roots,
I showed up in boots,
and ruined Lacey's 90-day affair.
The last one brought in,
Though the title I'd win,
I was still the last one you thought you'd see there.
But oh the surprise,
in poor Lacey's eyes,
When I showed up for Payback last month,
And I showed all of you,
Who thought I was through,
When I launched my own title reign!
'Cause I lifted this title up from low-oh-oh places.

(No longer singing)
That's right. This division was down in the dumps until I walked through that door. Lacey was fed a bevy of opponents lacking in multiple areas, but the one that stood out the most was effort.

All of that ended last month at Payback. So, I ask you now, should we just go back to the way things were before? Because if Lacey has her way, that's exactly what it will be. More of the same line of boring faces laying down for Lacey to easily step over top of them. She wants it that way because any time anyone has actually stood up to her, they've put her down. They've even outright embarrassed her and she's had to bare more than just her soul to all of you people because of it.

Now, I'm not saint myself. There's probably not a part of me that all you people haven't seen somewhere in the dark recessed of the Internet as well. But everytime that happened was of my own accord. It was because I felt like it.

Lacey, on the other hand, got flustered because the one time she couldn't get what she wanted the easy way she threatened to rip up her contract and walk out and on the way out she got her comeuppance and got put in her place by those she had previously judged as less than.

One thing about me, I'm not ever going to judge anybody for anything other than how hard they work and how they deal with adversity. Thus far, Lacey has been sorely lacking on both counts, and if she's going to ever win this championship again, she's going to have to start working a whole hell of a lot harder, drop the little miss priss act and get down in the dirt with the big girls and have a real fight.

As for Shayna Baszler, the same holds true. If you ever want to be anything other than an also-ran, it's time to dig down deep and show us you want it. You don't get to stay the big fish in the little pond forever. NXT is in your rear-view mirror and now you're out in the deep water. It's time to sink or swim. Just know that if your little vampire ass tries to come up behind me and bite down on my neck, I'll kick your teeth straight out of your face and knock your ass into next Tuesday.

"The Lady of HWL" Lacey Evans

Ninety-One Days straight, Ninety-One Days was the length of my second reign with the HWL Women's Championship and not only did that make me the longest reigning HWL Women's Champion, but it made Me, Lacey Evans the longest-reigning champion in the modern day HWL, do you realize they are HWL World CHampion that hasn't even held a title even close to the amount of time that I held the HWL Women's Championship? Then along comes so little nasty, Mickie James and takes it all away in an instant and to top it all off she isn't even a lady, I have not seen her cook one meal for her husband Nick Aldis while he defends that NWA World Title night in ad night out, I have not seen her clean one particle of dust and she thinks she can come into the HWL unannounced mind you and lea this women's the division like I did for ninety-one days? Darling you need to re-evaluate everything, And Honey, working hard? I wouldn't be standing here the lady I am if I didn't work hard, I am a former United States Marine which could be the definition of hard work and not to mention during those ninety-one days every challenger who has stepped up to the plate at one time or another has fallen to Lacey Evans...

Oh yes, you must be taking classes from the Alexa Bliss school of history because it just wouldn't be a normal day unless someone wanted to bring up the tragic incident with my contract last year, I mean we are digging deep arent we darling? I mean to bring up an incident where I lost a match where I was forced to strip naked in front of all these nasties because of some comments I made about Paige and her leaked videos to the internet...at least when I naked for the world to see it was against my will...but Mickie...why are you bring that up? Because between the two of us, if we typed in both of our names into a search engine right now, One of us has more odds of coming up with one of those tapes just like Paige and darling I have been with my husband since I was fifteen years old so it wont be mine,Oh honey, does Nick know about that? Does he know about that video? Well that should make for some good dinner conversation tonight! So Pot, Meet Kettle! But darling its ok, bless your heart you were young and stupid at the time and here you stand with my HWL Women's Championship, a title that in no way you should be holding, I mean you show up one day out of the blue and all of a sudden you not only get a Championship match but you pull off the unthinkable and become champion!

I hope you have enjoyed your time playing dress-up with my title, because come Megaclash that title is coming back to me and it will once again be christened the HWL World Ladies Championship and if you thought ninet-one days was a reign, well then buckle your seat belts because the next time is going to be even longer!  And Mickie, Tell Nick if you cant make him dinner...I will be more then happy too!

Luchasaurus

Luchasaurus is seen swinging from branches in the jungle, the HWL World Heavyweight Championship around his waist. Behind him, Marko Stunt and Jungle Boy, also swinging, keep bumping into each other. Stunt and Jungle Boy joth end up on the ground, now fighting. Luchasaurus then drops down, calms them both, and sits down. Jungle Boy and Marko Stunt then scuttle off as Luchasaurus begins to incoherently ramble.

Narrator: The jungle. Where they roam. Here we see the HWL World Heavyweight Champion Luchasaurus, taking a load off. I would attempt to translate the ramble but the thing is, it is about his juniors, the Jungle Boy and the Babysaurus. Sometimes its hard to keep track of them and keep them together.

Speaking of hard to keep track of and keeping together, Finn Balor, that brings me to you. Somehow you pulled off an upset and snuck into the picture. Goodness me, impressive. While some may say this about the Luchasaurus, he has proven himself, as the Babysaurus has done. Finn Balor you haven't much to say, and well, that seems to be your MO lately. Silence is not golden, just hard to keep track of. If you truly wanted the HWL World Heavyweight Championship, you would keep it together and speak Finny. Too bad, the Luchasaurus actually thought he might have a challenge in you.

Finn Balor

*Camera roams around the HWL Arena with people staying their distance apart. The light go off as Balor theme starts blasting throughout the area. Balor comes from the back, wearing his street clothes and microphone in hand. Balor slowly walks to the ring, marches up the steel steps and enters the ring.  The fans stay in the dark as a bright light shines on Finn Balor. Balor cuts for his theme to be off. Balor looks around the arena, nodding his head and puts the microphone to his lips*

FB:  I was sitting in the back, watching the last weekly show before MegaClash and enjoying it… when suddenly, something came onto my screen. I sat there and watched three men swing vine from vine in a cheap Hollywood set with someone talking in the background.  I sat there and continue watching, kinda laughing when the two feel from the tree and started to fight. But, that laughing went away when I got brought up.  Saying how I snuck into this match, how all of a sudden I’m MO and  if I wanted the title, id actually start speaking.

*Balor starts to chuckle alittle more*

FB: You know, being born and raised in Ireland, we let our actions do the talking for us. Just because I’m not infront of a camera all the time, doesn’t mean Im not here. Just because im not standing infront of someone, and talking like im reading off from a novel, doesn’t mean Im not here. I’m always in the back, I’m always watching and paying attention of whats going on.   

*Balor starts rubbing his facial hair, then brings the microphone back up*

FB: Then, I get told that I snuck into this main event for the championship. I’m not going to lie, that part made me laugh. It made me laugh cause the only reason why Luchasaurus was in the world title match, was because he got his name picked out of a bag. I entered a battle royal, and fought for my chance to go to MegaClash and face the World Champion. You sat in your pretend jungle and got a lucky draw. You didn’t even defeat the Fiend, you pinned some skinny loser after a Chokeslam and stole the title.

I told everyone that I would win the World Heavyweight Championship since day one. Was I lucky to get my name picked from a bag? No, I wasn’t. But now, I get my shot at the title. I get a shot at bringing the championship home to the Bullet Club, where it belongs. Come Saturday, this little Jurassic Park  Era is finished and the Bullet Club will just get started. You want me to talk?  Ill let my actions do the talking for me this weekend, when I burn your jungle down to the ground.

*Balor tosses the microphone onto the ground and stares at the camera. Camera fades:

:The camera shows the outside of a luxurious mansion, the camera then proceeds to move forward towards the front door of the mansion, on the door are the letters, "BDP", the door opens by it self and the inside is completely different from the outside, the inside the walls have holes all in them, the floor is covered with broken glass, the wall is covered with multiple blood stains and standing front and center is David Arquette holding a beverage in his hand and with a Casket to his side:

David Arquette 

Welcome...Welcome to Breakdown Palace, I mean it only seemed right that I actually go out and get an actual palace for the pain, misery and suffering that goes on in Breakdown Palace, I mean it isn't much, but its a place I like to call home...and I call it home because once you walk through those front doors, Anything...and I mean Anything that you cant do to someone, if you can dream it, you can do it here...Look around...you can see the evidence all around, the broken glass to represent the broken dreams of people who thought they could come in here and defeat me, look at all the holes in the wall from all the people including myself who came in here and fought tooth and nail trying to end me, and that is what brings me to You Bray Wyatt....

:David Then takes a sip out of his beverage:

Delicious, Bray Wyatt...at Megaclash You,Me and this casket right here...that is all we are going to need and we are going to burn the metaphorical roof off Breakdown Palace...I will admit Bray, the first time I let The Fiend in, we barely survived, don't be ashamed to admit that, you know that, I know that, your little puppet friends know that...and then I welcomed you back and Bray...you see this right here...

:David then points to one of the blood stains on the wall:

You see that, that is part of the blood I bled when I was in that steel cage with you, when I let you in again only...only...

:David takes a sip of the beverage:

Only to let the HWL World title Slip away from me again...But this Bray its different, this time Bray its a new atmosphere and this time we have turned the dial up to eleven as ONE of us, are going to be thrown into this casket, One of of us are going to be thrown into this vessel of the dead...that means one of us isn't coming out of Megaclash alive and Bray...we all know you Can't Kill David Arquette....

:David then finishes off the beverage and then hurls the glass against the wall:

I am the HWL Teleivision Champion, and the TV Title means a lot to me, and I will defend this title every week until I decide I don't want too any more, but Bray at Megaclash we are fighting for the TV Championship, we are fighting for the World title and we arent even fighting for pride...You and I are fighting for Survival...I am going to let The Fiend in ONE MORE TIME and you know the deal Bray, Breakdown Palace is open twenty four hours a day, seven days a week and I serve anyone, so you best damn believe that I am letting The Fiend in...and usually when you walk into Breakdown palace, you hobble, crawl or get dragged out...this time...When I close the lid on the casket, when I close the lid on you...You wont be leaving Breakdown Palace at all!