1 - Hustead
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Get Acquainted
I expect to create a new forum under this board for promos to be written for each new event. if you want to practice writing with your new characters, feel free.
- QuinnMallory
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Re: Get Acquainted
:A Car drives up to the HWL Arena,A pair of feet exit the car and start walking,The camera pans up to reveal JOEY RYAN Entering the Arena with a sucker in his mouth:
"The King of Dong Style" Joey Ryan
Camera Man,Bring the Focus right here, because the HWL Arena is open yet again and for the first time ever Joey Ryan himself is walking into it. Not only am I walking into it, I am walking into to throw my Dong on the table and Slap it around some, because I have entered myself into the Tournament to become the First HWL World Heavyweight Champion, and once I become HWL World Champion, thats when I am going to start ruling over this place with an Iron Dong, no one here Can match up to me Wrestling Wise...or Size wise...if you know what I mean?
Now dont get me wrong, I am not putting down any of the Talent that is in the Tournament, Well Except for Elias, he would tap out quickly to just my Testicles alone before I even gave him the Dick-Plex.But everyone else, Seth Rollins,Brian Cage,Bully Ray the list goes on, its a whose who of talent when it comes to this tournament, but in the end there can only be one person Standing erect, and I am telling you that its going to be me. HWL Universe, Family, and Friends...The Future HWL World Champion has arrived IN HWL....and I plan on GOING IN DEEP!!
:Joey Ryan removes his sucker and holds it to the sky as a sword and behind him,a large inflatable Penis erects behind:
See You Soon!
:Joey Ryan Places the Sucker in his pants,and pats his package and walks away from the camera:
- QuinnMallory
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:The camera shows the inside of an empty HWL Arena,Inside the ring is someone running the ropes,and then cartwheels landing on his feet straight up in front of the camera to reveal, Buddy Murphy:
:Buddy places a finger over his lips:
Buddy Murphy
Shhhhhh, If you know who I am then you know that I am The Best Kept Secret, and if you are seeing me for the first time then the secret is about to be revealed to you, My Name is Buddy Murphy, and Iam the Best Kept Secret of HWL, I have come to the HWL To be the HWL Cruiserweight Champion. Now I know the road that lies ahead isnt going to be easy, With guys in this tournament like Rich Swann,PAC,and Austin Aries....Well maybe some easy ones.
Regardless though,My point is,I am here in the HWL Arena,Training,Preparing for each and every other person who is in this tournament, and where is everyone else? Not here for sure, thats what makes me the Best Kept Secret, thats what makes me The Fastest, The Strongest, and thats what going to guide me to being the First HWL Cruiserweight Champion, and when That title comes to the down under, I plan on keeping it for a long time and no matter how long the line gets for challengers for it, I will knock them down and you can keep them coming because the title will go NO WHERE!
- QuinnMallory
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:The camera shows the back of someones head backstage in the arena,Its a womens head wearing a fancy Hat,next to hear is a Tea set up,The Lady reaches over and picks up a cup,and her chairs spins around to reveal,Lacey Evans:
"The Lady of HWL" Lacey Evans
Allow me to introduce myself, to all you...Nasties...I am Lacey Evans, and I have come to HWL, to simply become the HWL Womens Champion and to prevent any of the other...
:Takes a sip of tea and places it back down:
Nasties, from even coming close to touching My Future title belt. You see if you havent noticed by now, I am a the Personification of what a Lady is, these days Women like, Paige who has certainly done some quite nasty things that she would rather not talk about, but Im sure Xavier Woods would brag to anyone who would listen makes her a Nasty. Women like Nikki Cross who probably hasnt seen a shampoo bottle since she was a tween...
And Nasties like Kelly Klien who arent even worth my Breath...
:Sips tea:
Five dirty little Nasties, stand in my way of becoming the HWL Womens Champion, and when I become champion, finally the HWL Will have a little bit of class in at least one division around here...Now Camera Man, I believer I have been more then generous with my time allowing you in my Locker Room...Now Get Out!
:Lacey pulls out her hankerchief and politely dabs her mouth to remove the tea,but not her lipstick,and turns back around in her chair:
- shubz
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*The Undisputed Era are walking down the street with their music playing in the background *
Fish: The undisputed era is here. Here in the ……H….W….L…….We are here to win championships and be the role models that all those helpless losers out their need to look up to.
O Riley: That’s right from Young Bucks to the good brothers hell even the damn Briscoe's which speaking of tag teams. Who the hell are those trailer trash brothers anyways and why do they deserve a tag title shot before us?
Cole: Yeah that doesn't make sense if I'm being honest the Undisputed era are the future of the HWL and they want to put it back into the stone ages before it even starts with those buck teeth, southern accent, neanderthals possibly winning the tag team titles, it's a damn tragedy! But you see here in the Undisputed era we like to focus on the positives. You see they may not get a tag title shot. But I however, I have the chance of a lifetime. A chance to become the first ever HWL World Heavyweight Champion….. and that…..is undisputed.
*They all hold the hand gesture up as they walk off set*
Last edited by shubz (6/27/2019 9:08 pm)
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Re: Get Acquainted
*The cameraman is walking down the hallway as he hears some faint sounds coming from a closed door. He opens it to near pitch blackness*
"Let Nikki play..... let Nikki play...... let Nikki PLAY!"
*The camera pans over to what looks like a dark shadow sitting on the floor something red seems to be dripping from its arm. As the camera gets closer the person holds their fingers to their lips and signals for the camera man to come closer. When he does the figure tackles him knocking him over in the process the figure continues to laugh and scream "LET NIKKI PLAY!!!" as it bursts out of the room the camera man finds the lights and when he does sees a message written in red on the wall where the figure was sitting*
Message: To all my pretty little friends in the HWL, I want to play! Lets have fun! Lets BASH each others brains out! I can't wait to see you all! I can't wait to pummel your pretty little faces in! Lacey.....Lacey Lacey Lacey.... Maybe you and I can play first??? Maybe you and I can be bestFRIENDS! Maybe you could teach me what shampoo is! Then after that I can show you what a five foot eight beautiful blonde Lady..... looks like face down on the street from a ten story building! 
*the camera cuts*
- QuinnMallory
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"The Lady of HWL" Lacey Evans
:The camera shows Lacey Evans watching Nikki Cross's Promo,She begins to shake his head:
Oh My My My Nikki honey,You and Kelly Klien are the last two people in HWL That I would ever want to be friends with,let alone Best Friends. I only associate myself with the creme de la creme of people, and rub shoulders with other ladies and true gentleman, and you honey are far far from that. A nasty like you with something as coveted as the HWL Womens Championship, would be like a fine southern gentleman's banquet serving road kill as an entree. Six women in all may be in the tournament, but there is only ONE Lady, and Nikki darling you looking at her...
Honey if I have to teach you what Shampoo is, that is just going to cause more problems because then I would have to teach you what Soap,Toothpaste and Toilet Paper as well and honey I just dont have that kind of time, the only thing I have time for, is that HWL Womens Championship title.
If we meet in the Tournament You want to play, but I want to fight and I will show you the right way...or I will show you a Womans Right!
Now against Camera Man you are just like the other Nasties around here,and have spent a litttle too much time in my room,now get out!
:Lacey adjust her hat and shoes off the camera man as she begins to make a cup of tea:
- shubz
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*A cameraman is walking through the parking lot when he hears scratching he comes around the corner to see Nikki Cross scratching something into the side of a semi truck trailer with a pretty size-able knife, she turns around as she hears him come up*
Cross: LET NIKKI PLAY!!!
*She runs off screaming and laughing as the cameraman zooms in on the message she wrote*
Message: Lacey Lacey.... you really hurt my feelings LACEY..... doesn't seem very lady like! Lacey Lacey..... why do you hate me Lacey? What did I do to you LACEY!? Don't make me ANGRY LACEY! DON'T MAKE ME HURT YOU LACEY! 
LACEY LACEY!!!! Lacey..... Lacey..... you will never be HWL womens champion! 
Lacey Lacey I;m sorry.... I promise I can be good! I can be a LADY! Let me come to one of those dinner parties Lacey! Let me prove to you how Lady like I can be! Lacey Lacey, let me serve dinner Lacey.... I promise Lacey I'm a good cook! Lacey Lacey, I'll even let you be the main course.... when I serve your ladies and gentlemen your head on a silver platter!
*the camera cuts*
Last edited by shubz (6/27/2019 10:22 pm)
- QuinnMallory
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"The Lady of HWL" Lacey Evans
:The camera shows the Legs of Lacey Evans walking and they come to a stop:
Mr. Camera man, I do believe that my face is located up here,so why dont you bring that camera up here because I have something to say. Nikki honey making you mad doesnt scare me in the slightest its like making a toddler upset in a toy store when she doesnt get the doll that she wants, and in the south when that happens, She can scream and holler all she wants but she doesnt leave the store with she wants...
:Adjust her Hat:
Nikki darling, thats exactly what the HWL Womens Championship is for you, the toy in the toy store that you cant have because you are too immature to have it, where as someone like myself who has the Class and Poise to not only carry the Womens division but to make it stand out in a world of Nasties...Nikki Trying to serve me up on a platter is only going to backfire in the end because just like a Lady I keep my recipes to myself and without them...you arent going to be serving me up anytime soon...but I will be baking up a storm when I become the HWL Womens Champion!
Now Camera Man,Make room for a Lady...
:Lacey begins to walk away:
And if that camera goes down a single inch, I have a right to do what is in my power to make sure it doesnt happen again!
:The camera turns around fro Lacey and cuts out:
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:The camera shows a picture of a framed cartoon Penis, and then pans to show Joey Ryan sitting in his locker room,wearing a pair of Sunglasses,sucking on a Lolipop and his feet up on a chair:
"The King of Dong Style: Joey Ryan
So this is the HWL Accommodations, I like it, but you know, one thing is missing from here...
:He looks down towards his lower area:
No No,Not that,That is perfectly Fine,what I am missing is the HWL World Heavyweight Championship, something I am not too far away from winning, I mean who else would want as your world Champion? Hmm? Would want a Untalented No Body like Elias as your World Champion, coming out Night after Night singing some stupid song that you dont care about?
Or do you want some like Brian Cage? Someone who is Built like a Brick Shit House but the only thing that he has that gets a rise out of me is Melissa Santos if you know what I mean?
:Joey Winks and Removes the sucks and places it in his tights:
Seven Boys going for the World title and One Man,and that Man is right here, The Face of HWL Doesnt need to be a Role Model or someone they can look up too, the Face of HWL Just needs to GOOD, The Face of HWL Just needs someone that will go out there every night and WHIP IT OUT FOR ALL TO SEE And whack it in your face...and there is No one better at doing that then...
:Joey removes the suck from his tights and places it back in his mouth:
The King of
:Joey Snaps his fingers and Two Large Inflatable Dick's inflate on each side of him as he smile and places his hands behind his head:
Dong Style Joey Ryan!