Jungle Boy

Tribal music plays as Jurassic Express is seen in the Jungle. Marko Stunt is on Luchasaurus' shoulders while Jungle Boy is tree surfing.

Narrator: Our trio at home. They have managed to figure out a way social distancing can work in the Jungle and they are currently preparing for another championship match. This time, the Jungle Boy gets his chance.

You see, the Jungle Boy is currently tree surfing. While an unorthodox training regimen, this is how Jack works on his speed. Speed has been proven to be needed when you want the HWL Television Championship, and when you want to stay ahead of Sami Callihan.

Sami is a vicious man, capable of vicious things. Vicious thing though sometimes are no match for speedy things.

* oVe camera turns on as we see both Jake and Dave with their newly acquired tag title belts. They are drinking down some Rivertown Beer as they grin with excitement. *

Jake: I told ya Dave didn't I? Those fools didn't know what hit them.

Dave: You damn right Jake. Haha. Now, we hold the gold. And now we get to cause more mayhem along the way.

Jake: Hell yeah. And with Sami holding that TV Title. It's just a matter of time before we take over HWL. And that my friend is....

* Suddenly the doors open wide. It's Sami Callihan with his TV title wrapped around his waist. He's holding an open bottle of Jack Daniel as he guzzles some and then belches. *

Sami: Boys. I feel like we need to drink the night away. Ain't that right?

Jake: I wouldn't disagree with you....but....you got a match with Jungle Boy.

Dave: And looking how the Jurassic Express work, they plan on taking it from you.

* Sami looks at both of them. They both look worried as he suddenly throws his Bottle against the wall, shattering into million pieces. *

Sami: YOU THINK I CARE! HUH! OF COURSE I CARE. They are the reason I lost the title the first time around. But this time......things are different. We finally found our calling. It's been month since we shown our faces. And now we hold the gold.

* Sami check his pocket and grabs his pack of Newport and light one up. *

Sami: It's quite funny to know, that those bastards got the nerve to challenge me. They think it's just another documentary in the National Geographic channel and they get suddenly have all the scoop on us. AHHHH. WRONG.

* He takes a big puff and blows it to the camera. *

Sami: As far as I know, I'm a two time Television champion. And I intend on keeping this title belt. Whether by hook or crook, I ain't letting no one touch this.

* Jake goes for a touch and gets a shove from Sami. As Jake laughs for a while, but Sami grabs him by the neck. Jake stops laughing while Dave is embarrassed. Sami takes what's left of the cig and looks to aim it to Jake's eye. But he puts the rest of it next to his face. Sami let's go. *

Sami: Tomorrow night, we will put Jurrasic Express on the endangered species list. And it all starts with Jungle Boy. So hope your watching from your rock monitor. Cause I'm about to rock you back to the stone age once I'm done with you.

Dave: Cause we are Ohio.....

Jake: ......By Ohio.

Both: .....FOR OHIO.

* Sami ponder off leaving the Crist Brothers hanging. They follow as the say something on the way out. *

Dave: Unbelievable.

Jake: What? Is it something we did or say?

* Scene ends. *

* Shayna Baszler *

Hold on here. Don't count your chickens before they hatch. You think that you are all high and mighty just because you came out on top that little fatal 4 way match you had. Big whoops. I could have done the same thing, and maybe I would have broken an arm or two. This match is my climb back. A few months ago, I let my guard down during that Five Way Stage of Hell and was caught off. Happens to everyone. But now, I'm seeing Mrs. Lacey talking about how to be a lady or how to act like one. And frankly I don't give a fuck.

All I care is making people scream and breaking arms. So unless you got something against me Nyla.....you better come in front of me and tell me straight up what your mind has to say about me. Cause the minute you are in that ring with me.....it's done. Everyone will see you in that middle ring holding for dear life as I break your freaking arm in two. So whether it be right now, tomorrow or next month.....I'm going to personally make it my mission to become once again the Women's champion. And if you think you got the balls to tell me.... The Queen of Spades....is right here.

* Sami Callihan *

This is a direct message to Jungle Boy so pay attention. You're watching me hold this title belt. This isn't some chew toy you can bite into or a piece of decoration to your Jurrasic cave. No. This title means that you come every week not knowing if you'll walk out as the champion. This title means uncertainty in the face of danger. That's what I live for. To live at the edge without having consequences of your actions. And tomorrow night, you'll be the first example of the danger I speak.

Winning the belt is one thing. But keeping it is a whole different ball game. Are you prepare to handle this wait on you? Are you? Cause I don't see it Jungle Boy. All I see is someone wasting another challenger's moment in the spotlight just to grabs everyone's attention. Typical for the three of you. With every said, you don't stand a hell of a chance. I'll prove to the world that winning this title belt the first time was never a mistake.

Jungle Boy. Your time as a comedy goofball ends with me smashing your face into the ground. Over and over and over again. Just like an orchestra of pain. Music to us for sure. So consider this your chance at backing down, cause once the bell rings....mama dino ain't coming to save you.