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- HWL World Heavyweight Championship - Bray Wyatt vs. Kofi Kingston
- HWL Women's World Championship - Lacey Evans vs. Leva Bates
- HWL Television Championship - Charlotte Flair vs. Daniel Bryan
- Tag Team #1 Contender's Match (Winners to face Private Party next week) - Jurassic Express vs. Viking Raiders vs. Gallus
- Cruiserweight #1 Contender's Match. (Winner to face Marko Stunt next week) - Drew Gulak vs. Finn Balor vs. Humberto Carillo
* Bray Wyatt is alone as he's not in his usual FireFly Fun House. Although he got a picture of Velveteen Dream as he has his eyes and mouth drawn just like Marty Scurll in the Firefly Fun House. *
BW: Yowie Wowie......Velveteen Dream. You sure put up a fight at Fearless, but even with all your might and your strength you threw at "HIM".....it wasn't good enough to put "HIM" down. Oh well. Maybe next time. But now, it's time to look for another challenger since you Dream had your turn at "HIM"....
* He puts aside the Dream picture and looks at a picture of Kofi Kingston as he slowly picks it up. *
Bray: ....And who do we got here? My my. What an Athletic and Versatile challenger we got here. And crafty too. Oh my. Kofi, I know your ready for our little playdate. I can just feel it. Right here.
* He points his finger in his heart. *
Bray: I know it must be tough. If I were you, I would reconsider the offer. Not everyone can be ready to face "HIM". Just look at Marty and Velveteen Dream. They all wanted a shot for this prestigious World Title. But they aren't themselves anymore. In fact....they changed. But not the way you hope so. It's already planted in their brain. They might not now it. But it's there. Just a tiny itsy bitsy little trigger implanted in their minds.....
* Bray pans out to the Fiend as he's holding his hand for "HEAL & HURT" and then to Bray who's looking a little more menacing then before. *
BW: ....When The Fiend lurks around, they get goosebumps all around their bodies. Unwillingly....they quiver. Kofi Kingston, I invite you to let me show that same feeling they get when he's around you. Allow me to rattle inside that mind of yours. And don't worry....you'll be safe with me. Just like my fireflies. They never leave my sight. I'm always there to protect them....all you have to do is....
* Bray Wyatt pans out and transforms into The Fiend. *
TF: ......LET ME IN!!!!!
* transform back into Bray. *
BW: Until then.....I'll bid you adiex. Farewell Kofi. And may the power of positivity run through you. Cause you'll need it. Bye bye now. Until Wednesday.....And remember to.......
* Camera gives one more image of The Fiend laughing saying. *
TF: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH...... LET ME IN!!!!!
* Camera fades away *
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Kofi Kingston
Kofi Kingston is seen in a dimly lit room with a hood.
People have always smiled with me. Laughed with me. Boomed with me. The proclamations of what's booty and what's not. What's positive and what's not.
Kofi then takes off his hood, revealing his hair in cornrows.
It wasn't long ago that I reached the pinnacle only to still be treated like a joke. I ain't no joke. I ain't got no time for this shit no more.
There ain't no new Day no more. The power of positivity don't mean shit no more. We got some goof running around with latex on his face, playing with puppets..holding the Championship. Listen creeper, I will not come down to no fun house. I ain't looking for fun. I am looking to beat yo' ass son.
There will be no letting you in. There will be no more of this sideshow bullish. Less than one week, I put you in a pipe, smoke it up and breathe you out, take my championship home, and bask in my own glory.
Ain't no sunshine when she gone Bray, it ain't warm when she away. Ain't no sunshine when she gone, when Kofi takes that belt away.
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"The Lady Of HWL" Lacey Evans
Mr. Sugar why do you keep referring to my HWL World Ladies Championship as the World Women's Championship, let's stop delaying this and just officially change the name to the HWL World Ladies Championship because this title is not going anywhere anytime soon, Sasha Banks found that out on Sunday when she thought riding the back of The Velveteen Dream would take her to my title and all it did was show her that nasties don't win championships here in the HWL and now right after Fearless here we are again on Overdrive with another title defense against...Leva Bates. Leva, I have to admit you do educate yourself you read a lot of books, you try and present yourself in a Classy way, and you try and live a sophisticated life...but try as you might...I don't try. I actually do those things, darling, I live the classy life, I live a sophisticated life, I read to better myself everyday, I read to my daughter everyday to better her life...so while you may not be a nasty on the likes of Sasha Banks or Alexa Bliss...You are still not worthy of being the HWL World Ladies Champion, and let's be honest here Leva, You only won that three way match because the hearts of Bliss and Sky were just not into it because if they were you wouldn't be standing right there would you?
Next week you are going to standing across the ring from the HWL World Ladies Champion, in a position you know you don't really deserve,kind of like when you lie on a resume and you get the job and now you have no idea what to do, thats the position you are in. You and I both know that you dont deserve this match and its not because you are a full blown nasty like Sasha or a luck machine like Alexa Bliss....its because Honey...You just aren't that good, you aren't really good enough to stand toe to toe with The Lady of HWL and on Overdrive I am going to expose all of your weaknesses and show the entire world that you and your old blue pants were nothing but a one trick pony and put you back into obscurity where you belong!
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Kofi Kingston
Oh look at this. Bray has nothing to say. Nothing to laugh about. Nothing to try and be creepy with. No response son? Pfft, right. Should have expected this.
(Lights a cigarette, then takes a sip of a drink while exhaling the drag off the smoke)
Ahhh. Yes. The sweet nectar that is the choice beverage, Hennessy. The finest Marlboro slim. I ain't give a shit no more. You wanna take me lightly Bray, huh, you wanna take me lightly?
(He ashes the smoke into the drink, then slams it back)
Aight son, it goes like this. You bring that hammer of yo's, I stick it up yo ass and turn you into a sucker. You try and pull your hocus pocus bullish, I will mess you up. I will take that belt, and for good measure, I may even try and rob you of one of them cute little friends to....this quarantine shit got me missing some intimacy.
* Bray Wyatt is seen inside an empty arena, where HWL is going to take place. And he has a gift basket with several stuff inside of it in the middle of the ring. He sits on the mat and grabs a mic. *
Bray: Kofi.....never in a million years would I see this day come. The day where Kofi snapped. How the mighty have fallen. Ever since you took your big slump, you haven't been the same. Personally, I don't blame you. Vinny made everyone go mad. Just as me. He made me go into downhill spiral, it was terrible. But now, I got the FireFly Fun House. And here.....You never feel truly alone. And you know what Kofi? The reason you're acting like this is because no one truly appreciated all your efforts you did back in WWE. But I did.
* He walks around this empty arena, with the gift basket still in the middle ring. *
Bray: The feeling of rejection. I felt it. The constant work you put up in the ring with people constantly changing your future. I felt it. A life where your soul never truly is happy. I get it all Kofi. You switch to these thug life in spite of your moral belief. As I say, I don't blame you. That's why I bring you a little gift from all my FireFly Fun House. And each of these gifts were though really carefully by all my friend back in the Fun House. So I've personally hope you like it.....would be upset if you didn't.
* Bray gets in the ring again and grabs the gift basket. He sits on the corner of the ring with the basket. As he slowly begins to open it. *
Bray: Let's see Mr. Kofi. What do we got here.....hmmmm. From Ramblin Rabbit, he got you a homemade gift. That's creative from him. Let's see...
* He grabs it as it's a picture frame with macaroni elbow pieces around it. In the picture appears to be Kofi Kingston hoisted up by the shoulders of Big E and Xavier Woods after he defeated Daniel Bryan at Wrestlemania 35. *
Bray: .....remember that Kofi. That was the happiest night in your entire career. That one match made you become a star. Such memories. Anyway, let's continue. Let's keep digging around. Aha. Here we got a present from Mercy The Buzzard and it appears to.....
* Bray Wyatt grabs an orange plier. Bray looks confused but then he remembers. *
Bray: .....now I remember what's this. Can't believe the old bird got this. But wow. You don't know Bray? It's the same tool you used in 2000. Wow....it seem forever, but that was your first push in wrestling. High Hopes and high aspirations, until Orton took those plans and halted them for you once you destroyed that Nascar Car. Been there done that with Orton. At least you manage to get your revenge several years later right? He literally burn my first house. Could you believe the nerves of him? The nerve of that guy. Thankfully I got my friends at the Fun House. Next....let's see what we got from Abby.
* He grabs a green wrestling trunk and gear, as all the wrestling gears have a tag on it marking a date. It says June 29, 2008. *
Bray: Aha. We got some package here....if you know what I'm saying. But This is are the same wrestling gear you used to win your first championship. And Jericho never looked so young. Do keep in touch Mr. Judas. Let's continue..... We almost done here. We missing two more gifts. Next is Husky. Hmmm....I wonder what food he'll get for you. We all know Husky only thinks of food.....
* He then takes out a cereal box with The New Day Logo. *
Bray: Ohh Husky. A ceral box from The New Day. Howww original of you. Thankfully he didn't bring pancakes. If you ask me, he ate them all most likely.....Now it's time to open the last gift. My gift....and it is....
* Out of nowhere pops out Evil Vinny from under the ring. *
Evil Vinny: Wait a damn second Bray, you forget about me?
Bray: Mr. Vinny sir, I never expected you to be here. What are you doing here?
Evil Vinny: Well....since I saw you talking about Kofi. I thought I might contribute with something HE really would love to cheerish. And that's a video package on the greatest match I've ever seen him perform.
Bray: Is it Wrestlemania 35?
Evil Vinny: Even better!
Bray: Well....what are we waiting for. Let's roll the tape.
* The titantron light up as the video shows. *
* Bray Wyatt looks at the Evil Vinny after the video package with a mad face. *
Bray: WHAT IS THAT? YOU TRYING TO MAKE A JOKE OUT OF HIS CAREER. Calm down Bray, listen to your voices. There has to be a perfect good reason for this video. Tell me. Why Vince? Why?
Evil Vinny: Why? You ask me why? The answer is quite clear. Kofi was an excellent superstar. Tremendous athlete. Incredible showtime person. He got everything I needed in a wrestler. But at the end of the day, he's nothing more than just a B+ Player. He's looking at himself now, and the only way he's ever going into that Hall of Fame is because of His buddies in the New Day, Xavier Woods and Big E. But....looking at all that has transpired this week. The only hall of fame he'll ever enter is in the Thug Hall of Shame. He really let himself sink quickly. How the mighty have fallen. And personally....this is my absolute favorite match. You saw how Brock put him down? In less than 5 seconds into the match. Incredible I tell you. The guy is just big and tough. Something Kofi isn't.
Bray: You're terrible Vinny. But hey, at least you got a gift for Kofi. All he ever gave me is a slump ever since Wrestlemania 30. Isn't that weird? Anyway, thanks Vince. For some encouraging words.
* Evil Vinny leaves. As Bray sits on top of the turnbuckle. *
Bray: You see Kofi. The life of a thug doesn't look good on you. It will only bring you down. You don't have to do this. You're better than that. The world doesn't deserve another dollar type thug like people such as Cryme Tyme, Bully Ray, or Scott Steiner. They need a guy who can put up the greatest show in the world without any complain. That's the Kofi I want. Not this one....
* He stands up in the middle of the ring.
Bray: .....this person is not the Kofi I know. And certainly, The Fiend isn't too happy. Kofi, you don't want to see The Fiend when he's angry......
* Camera pans back and forth with the Fiend and Bray Wyatt. *
Bray:.....when he's angry, bad things happen. The Fiend looks to play with the old Kofi. Not this Kofi. Yet, if you still insist Kofi....he'll have no choice but to play with thug Kofi.
* Camera pans to a Kofi Kingston vignette of all his success. And then Bray and The Fiend circulating around the vignette. *
Bray: .....but. Beware, our match this Wednesday will definitely not be for the faint of hearts. This title match isn't just going to be any normal championship match. Oh no. Much destruction will be in this match. Your poor lack in decision will be your untimely doing. I told all my Fireflies friends back at the Fun House to look away. As The Fiend will not condone any thug behaviours such as the one you're showing to any of the members of the house. But There still is hope. It's never to late to change Kofi. It's never to late. All you have to do is......LET ME IN!
* Then we have all the member of the Fun House outside gathered around the middle of the ring. *
Bray: So remember Kofi. Be positive under tough circumstances. Always eat breakfast as it's the most important meal of the day, and above all don't let yourselves get run over by the tough decision you have made in your life. And one last thing for my fireflies. To remember that I'll always light you the way and I'll always protect you. No matter how dark and dim it can be, but all you have to do is.....
* the light in the arena slowly goes off one by one. Then suddenly the red lights come up with The Fiend in the middle. He's laughing intensely and loudly says. *
The Fiend: LEEEETTT.....LEEET MEEEE INN!!!!!
* camera fades away. *
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"The Queen" Charlotte Flair
First things first, I want to Thank Michael...for what you may ask, I want to thank Michael for keeping my title warm until I came back and took what was mine and I have become a TWO Time HWL Television Champion, and since I am the Television Champion and this title gets defended every week on Overdrive rain, sleet or Virus a new challenge has emerged and its The American Dragon himself, Daniel Bryan, I have to admit facing Daniel Bryan and defending the HWL Television Championship against him is a tall order, for years now Daniel Bryan has been considered one of the best wrestlers in the world, when he had to retire much to the dismay of many fans out there, he was still popular despite not even lacing up the boots and when he came back it meant everything to every fan that loved him and it was like he never missed a step when he got back in the ring...But Daniel...a lot changed in that time you were away to now, You are not standing across the ring from just anybody, there is now "Miz" across the ring, there is now Bray Wyatt, No Batista, No Triple H, no Randy Orton, but The Queen...and not only am I one of the best Female Wrestlers in the World...I am one of the best WRESTLERS In the World Period like yourself Daniel, and on Overdrive I guess it will be a true battle of the sexes when You and I go one on one with the TV Title on the line...But Daniel know that Natural Selection is coming your way and once its done, I will be standing there still The Queen and Still The HWL Television Champion....and Daniel...Try not to bump your head to hard alright?
WOOOOOOOOOO!
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Cathy Kelly: Hey HWL, Cathy Kelly here and I am here with one of the competitors in the Triple Threat Number One contender's match for the Cruiserweight title on Overdrive, Humberto Carrilo..
:Humberto enters the screen holding a Mirror, adjusting his hair:
Cathy: Mr. Carrilo On Ov...
Humberto: Please...Please...Just Call me Humberto....
Cathy: Humberto...This Overdrive you make your HWL Debut when you have a chance to become the Number One Contender for the HWL Cruiserweight Championship, I wanted to get your thoughts?
Humberto
Cathy, first look at my hair? Its gorgeous isnt it? Look how nice and long it is and it flows in the wind, and this face, look how beautiful this face is Cathy, how could anyone resist this face? Anyway, as for my HWL Debut coming up on Overdrive where I meet Drew Gulak and Finn Balor, two former HWL Cruiserweight Champions, but I have two things on my side that they dont, One, This outstanding looking face with a perfect head of hair with dimples that make the girls melt and Two, Unpredictability, You see Cathy, Gulak and Balor have been inside the squared circle with each other before, they know how each other tick, they know when one zigs they need to zag, they know if they go right, they need to go left...but with Humberto...They know nothing...I am brand new, they havent seen what I have to offer and on Overdrive I am going to serve it up on a Silver Platter and show two former Cruiserweight Champions that even though I may have the most beautiful face in the HWL, I am not just another Pretty Face...These Looks, This hair...well this just happens but what I do in the ring is what I craft and I have crafted it to perfection and that is something Drew and Balor are going to Learn on Overdrive....Now Give me a Kiss!
:Cathy Looks confused at first,but then starts to lean in for a kiss with Humberto...But Humberto then Kisses himself on the MIrror:
And Soon I will get to kiss myself again holding the HWL Cruiserweight Championship!
:Humberto walks off leaving Cathy looking confused!:
* Bray Wyatt *
Kofi? Are you there? Don't want to be rude with you. But you got a big playdate tomorrow with the Fiend. Sure, it's not my concern to know about you, but the Fiend can't have any tardiness. He doesn't like people telling false promises. No no. The Fiend isn't to keen with that idea. But hey. I know you Kofi. You must be training really hard. Maybe drinking some little booze or smoking some cigs. Hell, you could even be using a fake face of me into a punching bag. I don't care honestly. What I do care is for your appearance. It's not like you to talk a big game and poof. You gone.
Now.....I don't like to keep Ramblin about this. But just know this. Whenever you want to pop your head out and talk. Make sure you mean every bit of it. Cause for you this may be a world title match. For me. This is my life. The title I'm holding isn't for any HWL member under a contract. No. This title means everything to me. And The Fiend....wants to keep it. Safe inside the Firefly Fun House, where everything is fun and the fun never stops. So Kofi, consider this only warning. Allow me to guide you though your crisis. Let me be your beacon. Listen to me....And only then will you know the true power that lies behind this Fun House. You'll unravel everything. All you have to do is......LET ME IN!!
* He switches to The Fiend as he only laughs for 5 seconds before saying. *
LETTTT....LEEETTT MEEE IN!!!!!!!!!!
* Scene fades *
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Jurassic Express
Narrator: Good afternoon. I come to you from isolation, with live video on our trio.
They are currently in the Jungle, preparing. Training. Keeping up with what they do.
Yes, The Babysaurus continues to try and eat the Jungle Boy's hair. The Luchasaurus tries his best to keep them contained, as per usual. Our trio has their focus. Take another Championship.
It starts this evening. Win the number one contender match. Go on to win the HWL World Tag Team Championship.