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Promos for Overdrive #32 (03/11/20)
- HWL World Heavyweight Championship - Marty Scurll vs. Bray Wyatt
- HWL Television Championship - Charlotte Flair vs. The Miz
- HWL Tag Team Championship - The Briscoes vs. Gallus
- HWL Cruiserweight Championship - Marko Stunt vs. David Arquette
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Re: Promos for Overdrive #32 (03/11/20)
Miz
Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Michael Mizanin. You may remember me from my tenure as the Miz in World Wrestling Entertainment, or perhaps as Mike from the Real World. I could mention my movies, but that would mean I am downgrading myself.
Gasp. What did I just say? Yes, I was shafted in movies. I was only a wannabe A Lister. Actually, I was a wannabe period. I didn't have what it truly took. I was just a character on a television show.
This coming Wednesday, I have to step in the ring with Charlotte Flair. That is fine by me. What is important is that I, Michael Mizanin, will be taking the HWL Television Championship home with me. It is part of how I will be leading my best life.
I am Michael Mizanin, and I approve this message.
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Re: Promos for Overdrive #32 (03/11/20)
Charley Caruso: Charley Caruso here, and please welcome my guest she is the HWL Television Champion, "The Queen" Charlotte Flair!
:Charlotte enters the frame:
Charley:Charlotte, Overdrive you defeated Drew Gulak in one hell of a match and you are cementing your legacy as the Television Champion and this coming OverDrvie you are taking on The Miz, your thoughts?
"The Queen" Charlotte Flair: You are right Charley I am cementing my legacy, but not just as The Television Champion but one of the Greatest Television Champions of All Time, one day when people say Television Champion my name will be one of the names that pop up into conversation, and this coming week on OverDrive, The Miz...Hoo-Rah...Will get a taste of what The Big Show got,What Riho Got, What Gulak got and what little Marko Stunt got because I came in and took this HWL Television Championship and where most people would have walked with it, I RAN With it and I havent even started to slow down yet and The Miz is in my path now and on OverDrive he is going to get a taste of...The Real World...you see what I did there? Miz, I am not just one of the best Women's wrestlers out there today, I am one of the best Wrestler overall today and on OverDrive you will suffer the fate as the others did, Natural Selection is coming for you next Mikey and I am going to retain the Television Championship Yet again!
WOOOO!
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Re: Promos for Overdrive #32 (03/11/20)
Michael Mizanin
Ms. Flair, I see what you are doing. First, the name is Michael. I am a man of sophistication, and feel as though making my name shorter is not necessary.
Second, I have left the days of being the host of a sports entertainment program behind. I have left the days of lame catchphrases like "Hoo-rah" and "I'm the Miz and I'm awesome" behind. I have left the days of reality television behind.
Most importantly in this piece Ms. Flair is that I am not a man that should be taken lightly anymore. I am no longer a joke. I am no longer looking for everything. I am no longer what people consider to be second rate. I am Michael Mizanin. I am the next HWL TELEVISION Champion. I am now what you my call The Personification of Sophistication, and once again, I approve this message!
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Re: Promos for Overdrive #32 (03/11/20)
Marko Stunt
Cameras focus into the Jungle. Jurassic Express, Luchasaurus, Jungle Boy and Marko Stunt are sitting by a campfire. Luchasaurus is reading a dictionary, Jungle Boy is roasting hotdogs and Marko Stunt has headphones over his ears. The HWL Cruiserweight Championship is beside him. In his lap, a portable DVD player is playing Ready To Rumble.
Narrator: In the Jungle. The mighty jungle. Jurassic Express train tonight. The Luchasaurus is reading a copy of the Webster's English dictionary. The Jungle Boy is hungry, and is hoping that the hotdogs he is roasting will make him stronger. These hotdogs have been made from the meat of wild boar. Not sure how he managed to kill the bear, he turned any meat he could into a hotdog to give him protein.
Of course we cannot forget about The Babysaurus, Marko Stunt. Now he holds the HWL Cruiserweight Championship. His second championship held. This Wednesday he defends the Championship versus David Arquette, the former HWL World's Heavyweight Champion. As a means of learning more about Mister Arquette, the Babysaurus is viewing the film Ready To Rumble, wherein Mister Arquette has a starring role who goes from fan of professional wrestling, to star of professional wrestling, while helping his hero whom has held a fall from grace. A good plot, but the film, not so much. Anyway, the Babysaurus apparently has had enough.
Marko Stunt takes off the headphones and tosses the entire unit into the firepit, knocking the remaining hotdogs into the fire in the process. Jungle Boy slaps Marko Stunt. Stunt kicks Jungle Boy in the balls, then hops on his back. Jungle Boy, now crying, tries to fight back as Stunt is now chomping on his hair.
Narrator: The Babysaurus is not the Champion to be dismissed. Look at the little one go. Those hotdogs apparently have not helped the Jungle Boy as he has not been able to put up a fight, same as David Arquette seemingly is not able to in the situation he is in. The Babysaurus surely will have no problem retaining the HWL Crusiserweight Championship this Wednesday.
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Re: Promos for Overdrive #32 (03/11/20)
* We see camera pan in an empty arena all lighted up and set up for this week's Overdrive episode. When suddenly you see the lights slowly turn off in each section of the arena. Then the titantron lights up in what appears to be the intro of FireFly Fun House *
* We then see Ramblin Rabbit holding what looks to be a black umbrella and a fake handlebar mustache as you see him spinning the umbrella round and round and round. *
Ramblin Rabbit: Hey bro. Over here. Marty over here....Look at me bro. I'm your biggest fan Marty. I love your villainous persona. Let's be friends Marty. I'm just like you Ramblin about demons and villains. Someday I'll be just like you Marty.
* Then out of the bloom, Bray jumps into the frame. *
BW: You silly rabbit? Why do you have an umbrella inside the firefly fun house? You know it's dangerous. Especially inside a house. That's bad luck. And we don't condone any type of luck in this household.
* You hear a disappointing trombone *
* Bray grabs the umbrella from Rabbit and throws it out of the scene. Then you see Rabbit quivering in fear. *
RR: Wh...what you....you going to do to me?
* Bray smiles and pulls out his trusty hammer. *
Bw: Me? Oh I don't know. Maybe tell Marty that been a villain isn't so great. Besides. Who wants to be a silly cartoon villain. We all know at the very end of those cartoon how they end? Do you know how they end Ramblin Rabbit? Do you punk?
* Bray looks at Rabbit as he's quivering even more than usual. But he knows the answer, then the quivering stops and swings himself knowing the answer. *
RR: I know. I Know. All villain end up kick to the curve. Or they end up captured. Or....or....
* Bray then smacks his hammer as camera pan with Ramblin trying to fend off the hammer but it's too late as it squashes him. *
Bray(Italian voice): They end up squash like a cockroaches. Oh wait. What have I done?
* Bray grabs the squash Ramblin Rabbit and shakes him as he says "why him". Then suddenly he's still alive. *
RR: Don't you know Bray? A villain may get squash or beat, but they never die. Hahaha. I'm truly like Marty. A villain of my own dude.
Bray: Well....I guess your right. Villains don't easily die. But...HE....HE never dies.
* Then we see a pan showing the Demon back and forth to Bray. Ramblin Rabbit is scared out of his pants. *
Bray: HE feeds upon the hate that this world has shown to him. HE has been here inside me. HE will meet you Marty. Demons are nothing compare to HIM. HE will show you the right way. And HE will make you suffer.
* The camera shakes a bit as it flashes and end on The Fiend holding his hands with the Heal and Hurt sign. It goes back to Bray. *
Bray: But enough of that. I Hope you had fun watching our show Marty. And as for that world title, you better be prepared. Cause HE is going to take it away from you. HE will show you why that title belt will be staying here forever and ever......
RR: And ever and ever.
* Then we see Abby the Witch, Husky the Pig, and Mercy The Buzzard say the same thing. *
ATW: And ever. And ever.
HTP: And evaaaa. And evaaaa. Oink oink.
MTB: And ever. And ever.
BW: Till then Marty. From all of the firefly fun house member we just have to thank you for possibly taking the time to watch us. And all we ask from you is one simple request. One tiny bitsy bitsy super minuscule favor. That's to.....
* Suddenly he's happy expression changes to a dark one. *
BW: LET ME IN!!!!
* He looks deeply into the camera as he smiles again. *
BW: Bye. Bye now Marty. Don't be a stranger. Bye bye. Te veo pronto. That means I'll see you soon. Bye friend.
* Camera fades away with the last words of Bray saying. *
BW: LET ME IN!!!!!
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Re: Promos for Overdrive #32 (03/11/20)
"The Queen" Charlotte Flair
Oh it looks like I defended The Miz...Oh excuse me, Michael, Well Michael I didn't mean to offend you by calling you by your slave name in The Miz, you are now classy and sophisticated, The HWL already has ONE Lacey Evans we dont need another one and on top of all that you are approving all your messages now are you a lost member of the NWO and I missed it? Have you left anything else behind? Have you left behind Coral? you remember her? your best friend? Have you left behind Mediocracy? Better yet, have you left behind the Figure four leg lock? You remember that dont you? The move that made my father famous and for some reason or another my father gave you his blessing to use and the move that you have some how bastardized? Because if you havent left that behind yet, I think its time that you should, and if you havent yet, come OverDrive when I defend this Television Championship against you and not only defend it, but retain and make it five weeks as champion...I will make you leave that move behind, because Natural Selection is coming Mikey and when Natural Selection chooses it who it wants to take out, there is not stopping its choice and on OverDrive its chosen you, and whether its Natural Selection or The Figure eight..yes the figure eights because its TWICE as good as my Dad's...either way you are going to be just another person Charlote Flair beat and retained the Television Championship yet again!!
WOOOOOOOOOO!
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Re: Promos for Overdrive #32 (03/11/20)
Michael Mizanin
Ms. Flair, I had a little bit of trouble understanding some of what you were trying to say with your diatribe. You may want to consider not getting so amped up. It doesn't do you any bit of good when speaking.
Allow me a moment to explain a couple things. Ms. Evans does not concern me. She is a woman of class and sophistication, same as I am a man of class and sophistication. One's gender makes no difference so long as those qualities are present. There really needs to be more of it in this company but it is up to each and every individual to do do.
The Figure Four Leg Lock as well as the guidance of your father was bestowed upon me by a team of writers that thought maybe it would be a good idea. I would prefer not to have it in my repertoire, as I have never been a specialist in submission. I would rather beat sense, class and sophistication into my opponent until I am begged off. I was honored that your father was giving me guidance but your view of it is tainted. Just as your view of myself and those that I love. My connection and my love for them is far far greater than anything that you will ever understand sweetheart.
This Wednesday, your little streak comes to a halt. I, Michael Mizanin become the new HWL Television Champion, while the Queen will have to try not to tinkle. Chow sweetheart, see you tomorrow night.
My name is Michael Mizanin, and I approve this message.
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Re: Promos for Overdrive #32 (03/11/20)
~Marty Scurll is shown in a montage like video package doing a voice over on top of it. He is shown in the park, at the beach, standing in the rain all with his trusty umbrella~
Scurll: There is all this talk of "he". He never dies....... he will make you suffer.......he will also show me the way. But who is this he? This he that is spoken of so frequently is nothing more then a character himself. A character from our nightmares? A character from the dark side of a mans diluted mind. He tries to be a villain though he will never admit it, because he can never fully comprehend what it is to be a true villain. It's more then using props, or wearing a mask. It's a life style that must be embraced where you let your inner demon show and control your actions. "HE" is nothing more then a side show unworthy of becoming world heavyweight champion in this industry. "HE" cannot lead us in this new decade that is begging for such a villain to guide the way. "HE" tries to hide the dark side of himself with silly props, catchphrases, and puppets which means he will never live up to his full potential.
~The camera stops on what appears to be Marty Scurll standing on a bridge~
Scurll: Rambilin Rabbit is not a villain, Bray Wyatt is not a villain, "HE" is not a villain. The firefly fun house is nothing more then a children's tv show with a wannabe serial killer. Tomorrow night on OverDrive Bray, I'm going to let you into my world. I might even let you stay a while but don't get to comfortable, you see you either die trying to be a hero, or you live long enough to become a villain, or in your case you just never amount to much of anything in the first place.
~The camera cuts~
Scurll: CHICKEN WING!!!
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Re: Promos for Overdrive #32 (03/11/20)
Jay Briscoe:
Another week another tag team title defense for ya boys the Briscoe Brothers, and this week its them big British bastards in Gallus. Gallus, from what me and my brother Mark understand you dudes is new in town so lets put it like this. The Briscoe Brothers are the most impressive, hungry, dirty, talented, brutal, and celebrated, tag team in the HWL. We the team to beat boys, and can nobody beat us I tell you dat right her. Not a single tag team in that locker room has been able to get a win over us since we regained these straps just a couple of months ago. See me and my brother Mark, we like it this way. So come on GALLUS! SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT CHUMPS! Cuz the Briscoe Brothers ain't goin no where! NEVER...... REACH FOR THE SKIES!