"The Lady of HWL" Lacey Evans

Resume? My My Alexa they are using some new words for ya on Cartoon Network arent they? Do you know what a resume is? You see thats what people fill out when they have worked hard their whole lives and want to explore other jobs, something dont know anything about. Unlike myself, I have worked hard my whole life, I had a terrible childhood, so I had to work hard for a better life, I was a U.S.S Marine and I worked hard for that, what have you worked hard for Alexa? You were a little fairy who just got a lucky break with her boyfriend! You keep saying that I am buddy buddy with Mr. Sugar and Mr. Cueto but my friendship with them, but the difference between My meeting with Mr. Sugar and Mr. Cueto was a simple Box Social with finger sandwiches made by me and a conversation about my contract, whereas you were dating a member of a tag team and used that so you could break away from fairy dust...Tsk Tsk...

That where hard work has gotten me, and thats where shortcuts and blind has gotten you honey. Then the cherry on top of this ice cream sundae is that you still believe that because you are a multiple time "Women's" Champion that you can bring that short little attitude to HWL that you can step inside the ring with a REAL Lady and become the HWL World Ladies Championship? Bless your heart short stack, The chances of you becoming the HWL World Ladies Champion is about as good as Anne Frank winning a Hide and Seek championship...

Yeah, I went there, Alexa...I will still to what I know best and that will be Manners and Class and you just stick to what you know best and thats your backside and your pig and I will keep the HWL Ladies Championship where it belongs!!

Bliss:

Listen Lacey, I could go on and on about the struggles my family had as a kid which made me a better and more wholesome woman coming out of it who had to work hard to get what she wanted and all of that stuff. But you don't really care, nor do I care if you bent over in front of everyone of our fine military men just so that you could claim you had some sort of military background. None of that matters in the wrestling ring Lacey. We also all know what those "box socials" were all about but really who am I to judge?

I'm just a woman who is going to take that women's championship from you tomorrow night on overdrive. You keep making these lame arguments that for some reason I don't deserve to be the women's champion because I have a boyfriend or I'm only five feet tall, or because I love Disney. But this is all starting to make you look desperate and threatened, because I'm happy and you clearly aren't. Why is that Lacey? Is it because the only time boys paid any attention to you was when you were the only female around? Did your parents not love you when you were a child? Is it because when you were swallowing Mr. Hustead's creamy white load he didn't even thank you before he raised his hand up and forcefully slammed it across the side of your face?

Or is it that you know tomorrow night you don't have a chance against me? You see because you can make fun of my height and my little buddy Larry-Steve all you want, but at the end of the day Lacey, its all about who is the Women's Champion. Tomorrow night Lacey...... at least I will thank you after I slap you across the face while I hold the HWL Women's Championship.

"The Lady of HWL" Lacey Bliss

My my my, Someone needs to wash your mouth out with soap Alexa, some of the things you have said are not only untrue, but you couldnt even say those things on television before the ten o'clock hour. On top of all that, you stand there and try and call me desperate? You stand there and claim that my meeting with Mr. Sugar and Mr. Cueto was nothing more than an inappropriate gesture to get a new contract here in the HWL...Well Kettle, Allow me to introduce myself, I'm black. If anyone one here is desperate honey, you need to take a long hard look in the mirror there Short stack, you are grasping at straws, you keep saying that you are going to become the HWL Women's Champion...First of all there is no HWL Women's Championship...because a LADY Holds this title, therefore, it is the HWL World Ladies Championship and secondly as you have just shown, you arent even in the league to be considered to be a legit Lady, let alone the HWL Ladies Champion!

You think with that filthy mouth that no telling where else its been, you are good enough to be the Ladies Champion? You think the U.S Marines doesnt prepare me for our match tomorrow? Well you little nasty thing, you are going to be for a rude awaking tomorrow night when you step into the ring with a REAL Lady, back when I was marine, I used to see little girls like you all the time come and go, they signed up to be a marine because they thought they could handle, they thought they could be tough,strong and courageous and many, many of them have failed sweetheart, None of them had the desire that I had, None of them have the Class that I have not a single one of them could hold a candle to me...

Much like you,and tomorrow night when you "Try" and become a so-called "Lady" you are going to see that much like most things in your everyday life...that you are in over your head, and I am still going to be the HWL World LADIES Champion!