:The camera show Joey Ryan backstage looking at himself in a mirror,he puts on his sunglasses and places a sucker in his mouth and then pulls out a bottle of baby oil and then begins to squirt it over his body...:

"The King of Dong Style" Joey Ryan

Something seems very familiar about this...

:Joey then notices the camera:

Oh hey,I didnt see you there, I suppose you are here for an interview about my match against Bully Ray in my quest to become the HWL World Heavyweight Champion...Normally this in my personal reflection time, but this is an important issue, ill make an exception, Bully Ray, I could easily just start running you down left and right about this and that, but its a little....Hard....:giggles: for me to do that because While I would like to run you down...

Its kind of...Hard...haha...gets me everytime, to run down one half of one of the most decorated tag teams in wrestling history, WWE,WCW,ECW,NWA,TNA, and even the IWGP Tag Team titles all have your name attached to it, not to mention you were able to do something your brother couldnt and become a singles star and climb the mountain and become a two time world champion...albeit it was for IMPACT wrestling but to each his own, you cant run down someone with a list of titles like that, not to mention someone with great calves I mean they call you CALF-ZILLIA!!!

But here where the bad news comes in you may be Calf-Zillia, but Calf-Zilla aint got nothing on...

:Joey snaps his fingers and a large inflatable penis inflates behind him as he smile and removes the sucker from his mouth and places it in his tights:

DONG-ZILLA,Thats right you have some big calvs there big boy, that right and left calf may have some muscle but between my legs where I have you out grown by at least a foot, and come Overdrive,you cant be using calves to be pushing people around, you dont walk into offices and pull out your calves and slap them on a table and start bossing them around its always....

:Joey points to the penis behind him:

Its always that right there, thats what you always whip out and start bossing people around with,and Overdrive Bully...The King Of Dong Style will be...

:Joey removes the sucker from his tights and places it right back in his mouth:

Cumming for you.

:Joey winks at the camera as it fades:

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"The Best Kept Secret" Buddy Murphy

All secrets eventually come to light, and on Overdrive Jordan Devlin will learn about HWLs Best Kept Secret in myself, Buddy Murphy. You see Jordan, You stand in my way on my road to becoming the HWL Cruiserweight Champion. When I was in the WWE, no one expected much from me, everyone thought I would just be some NXT Tag team and then disappear into obscurity, but when I got rid of the weak link in Wesley Blake and reinvented myself as a Cruiserweight, I took the WWE Cruiserweight division by storm, and became one of the top Cruiserweights in the world.

Now here in the HWL, I plan on doing the same thing. I had an open slate when I came to here, I could have went for the World Title if I wanted to, but decided I would yet against take the cruiserweights by storm yet again, and Jordan it starts with you and I will have no remorse for you what so ever when I knee your face right off your skull and lay down the law...Murphys Law that is, in that ring Devlin I am The LAW! I am The Judge,Jury, and ultimately Your executioner, and at Overdrive...I execute you!

Ciampa

Elias, I hope you are proud of yourself. Smashing that guitar over my skull proves that I did indeed emasculate you.

I didn't even have to do anything except for what I do best. Wrestle.

My heart may have been blackened, and my soul bruised with heartache, but I take great pride in the fact that step one was completed with no sign of fail.

-We see the shadow of a female come up from behind Ciampa-

I must feel completion. I must feel recovered. I must feel redemption.

The woman in the shadows was my closest ally at one time. That ally allowed herself to fade away, but when we face as much trauma as we do, we often find ourselves drawn closer to those we were once close to.

The importance of this will show in time.

For now, step two is in motion.

Adam Cole baby. You savage piece of trash. You have all the talent in the world, and without a doubt can hold your own, but you have Kyle and Bobby doing your bidding.

Those boys have always been better than that, but alas, they are young, as are you.

Adaptation is not your strong suit Adam. You are proving to be less of a man than even Elias is, and that is saying something for you. You used to be considered amongst the elite of the independents, in the club. Now, your so called era will soon be just the same as the others that followed you before. Overdrawn, overdone, and all over the place.

Prepare for your emasculation Adam. See you at Overdrive.

-The woman in the shadows then whispers:
Believe in Ciampa. Believe in The Black Heart-

:The camera shows Cathy Kelly standing by:

Cathy Kelly:Ladies and Gentlemen, MY guest at this time, Joey Ryan!

:Joey Ryan walks into frame and unwraps a fresh sucker and places it in his mouth:

Cathy: Joey, I only have one question for you and that is What is response to what Bully Ray has said about you?

"The King of Dong Style: Joey Ryan

Cathy I have to tell you, I am terrified, Since hearing what he had to say, I cant eat,I cant sleep, and I cant even eat food...

Cathy: Wait wh...

:Joey places his finger over her lips:

Is what I would be saying if I were telling the truth, what Bully Ray said to me, is nothing more then what one of the Keyboard Warriors or Jim Cornette would say to me, and guess what? it doesnt bother me at all, I mean "Princess Dong Style"? seriously thats the best he has? Someone who was known in ECW for having the biggest heat for having the biggest insults to the crowd, and thats what he came up with for me? Also a Sucker suckering, Porn Star wannabe? You are not a wannabe if you actually have Bully....

Cathy: You have?

Joey:Why you interested?

Cathy: Well I d...

:Joey takes the sucker out of his mouth and places it right into Cathy Kellys mouth:

Joey: Here suck on that for a moment and then we will talk business, but Bully Ray, you are right we have been up and down the indies together, but this isnt the indies anymore, this is the HWL, from my Heart all the way to my Balls I will always be an Indy guy, but now I want a taste at that big time and in order to get that Big Time...I have to step into the ring with you, and whip it out for the world to see and slap you around with it...and I think we all know what I am talking about...and at Overdrive, I am going to do what Joey Ryan does best...

:Joey then pulls baby oil put of his tights and then starts squirting it on his body:

And that is Slap you around that ring and maybe afterwards use my hands as well, Bully Ray, you are good, but on Overdrive you are gonna learn that you are not as good as...

:Joey snaps his fingers and out of no where a large inflatable penis inflates behind him and Cathy, startling Cathy in the  process:

The KING of Dong Style,Joey Ryan himself!

:Joey takes the sucker out of Cathys mouth and leaves:

Cathy:....Cherry??
 

*A camera is set in a dark room where two figures are standing tall and a Throne is between the two hulking figures. The camera begins to pan in on the figures and throne, as it pans, a dim light shines on the two hulking figures and we see its Authors of Pain, then the camera stops and we hear a voice*

Voice: We told you. We Told you the Fallen Legion will make an Impact and we will continue to. Now as for Akam and Rezar.

*As the Voice says the Tag Team's names individually, they both step in one foot forward and the Voice continues*

 Voice: As for this Wednesday there Impact will be the same effect as mister Cage. Because this Wednesday they too will face the two brothers known as The Usos. They will destroy these two men, they will show them what it is real Pain like in the Uso Penitentiary. They too will dominate this tournament. HWL will know the True Impact of The Fallen Legion.

*As the voice finishes its sentence another dim light shines on to the throne, and its empty no is sitting on it, The camera fades to black slowly as it focuses on the Throne*

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