* Shayna Baszler *

Hold on a minute. Did you all think for one second, I was going to let this Grab match be won by some stupid men? Hell no. This is what's wrong with HWL. They think that just because you got a set of balls hanging between your legs, you can all just waltz in and make ridiculous remarks on why you all deserved to win a title shot. Let me all tell you, that I'm the only person here deserving of a title opportunity. If you all don't remember, I was thrown outside by Nyla Rose, where she pinned someone else to get that Women's title shot.

Basically what I'm saying, I was fucking robbed. But now, seeing all these pathetic amateur men competing without a purpose has led me to participate into this gauntlet match. Wait? You all must be wondering why would I, the queen of spades, want to be involved in a match with men. I'll tell you this much. The moment my music hits, all bets are off. Everybody who gets in my way is either getting beat up within an inch of their life or have a body part ripped apart.

My intentions are clear. To hurt people and to get back that women's title that I rightfully deserve. So to all you men listening out there. It's just a matter of time before you pass out....or you break down.

* MJF is seen backstage twirling  his glass of wine with Wardlow. As they watch from his monitor all the commotion running around the locker room. He's hearing several people inserting their names into the Gauntlet match. He chuckles for a moment. *

MJF - Hold it right there. Are you seeing this Wardlow. This is hysterical. Everyone is trying to take MY chance at the top. Throwing names left and rights. But who can blame them. The name of the match says it. A grab match. A one chance at getting your title of choice, any one of them. But we know what faiths plays for all of them. They can stop the inevitable. Destiny has called to me to shine some lights on this fools....

* He then takes a sip of his wine and looks into the camera. *

MJF- ....And Balor, I'm looking right at you. Your the first one on my list. So hope for your sake I'm not your first opponent. Cause I plan on showing you the truth. Showing the whole world what you truly are. Nothing more than the dirt on my shoe. You actually believe that you have a fighting chance? Haha. Don't make me laugh Finn. Your time has ended. And all you have been is nothing more than just an afterthought.

* He stands up from his chair and puts down his wine aside. *

MJF - But....You were to become the biggest box office attraction in all of sports entertainment, like I am right now. People like Paul Heyman saw the potential you had, to the point he indicated that you could potentially become the biggest threat to Brock Lesnar's world championship run.

* MJF grabs a pencil from a nearby table and twirls it around his fingers. *

MJF - Everything was going smooth. Giving the whole world something spectacular. Matches that would be rated 5 star. No one could stop you. You were simply.....amazing. Then one world title match afterwards....

* He breaks the pencil in half and drops it to the floor. *

MJ - ....It all came crumbling down. Had to leave wrestling for 6 months. And once you came back.....something was different from you. You change. The demon prince was broken. And try as you try, you could not find your rhythm back. Making up excuses. Having a chance a Brock and basically tapping for the first time in your career. Need I say more. Well let us. Then having to make fans cheer you again. Only this time, less crowd were cheering you on. Losing momentum, until you got beat up by The Fiend himself.

* MJF laughs. *

MJF - And boy oh boy. Did he ever break you. To the point that you went back to your root. And what happened? You got a less welcoming audience and you let yourself get dragged down. So face it Balor. No matter how you slice this cake that represent your chances at winning this Gauntlet match. I'm just going to come out taking more than you. And that's what makes me better than every one of you.....especially you Finn.

* He snaps his finger as it makes Wardlow Appear with A ring. The ring is fully blinged and has the logo of the company of HWL on it. Wardlow puts it on. *

MJF - .....AND YOU KNOW IT!

* MJF leaves the lockeroom followed by Wardlow by his side as scene ends. *

:The camera shows an empty HWL Arena, the ring is set up fora cage match inside David Arquette is sitting in the middle of the ring with the HWL World Heavyweight Championship:

David Arquette

Bray wyatt...David Arquette...One More time...But they made...well they tried to make it Interesting this time by locking us inside this structure...a Steele Cage...I know what this is supposed to do, its supposed to strike fear into, its supposed to make the odds even greatest against me, try and make me think that the "House" or in this case the "Fun House" is going to win...but honestly Bray...do you think "He" has a chance? Listen the first time around there was probably a lot of money in Vegas placed on you...but I did something no one in the HWL was willing to do and that was...LET HIM IN...I opened the doors to my palace...I opened the doors of Breakdown Palace and welcomed The Fiend, welcomed HIM in with opened arms and I did what I promised...I became the HWL World Heavyweight Champion, I almost lost my life doing it, I talked a lot of shit doing it...but I got the job done and just like I told you, You just didnt walk out of Breakdown Palace did you? I didnt come out that match with rainbows and lollipops myself either I know...but I made damn sure you came out different then when you came in...and tomorrow night...this steel cage dont mean nothing to me...Just another day in Breakdown Palace...different day a repeat customer, because I serve anyone twenty four hours a day and seven days a week, and I will admit, You know what to expect this time around...You know the brutality that awaits inside my Breakdown Palace...so much like Last time..there is going to be suffering, pain, blood,sweat...neither one of us are going to walk out of that cage physically...the only thing that will be different from last time is I walk into the cage champion, and by end of the match by hell or hight water, I will leave Breakdown Palace...and that cage still the HWL World Heavyweight Champion!!!

* The titantron turns on out of the bloom. And we see a countdown appear. Starting from 5. When the clock hits 0. The whole arena turns off except the titantron. A message appears on the board. *

Message: We Interrupt this Boring broadcast of "15 minutes of shame" to bring you a special news report brought to you by the Firefly Fun House.


https://youtu.be/xm7FR8RstNc

* The monitor shows that we are back in the Firefly Fun House, except it's a news station. It's called Firefly News House or FNH-4 channel. Your anchorman is none other than Bray "The Ron" Wyatt all suited up. As he has a long mustache similar to Ron Burgundy. As he's ready from the teleprompter that Abby "The camera girl" Witch is holding.

BTRW - Welcome fellow fireflies...were live from FNH-4. But before we begin the news, I must first inform the following message. 

* He stand and screams "YOWIE WOWIE". Then sits back and gets the paper that are close to him and reads into it. But it's just drawing of The Fiend attacking David Arquette in different forms. From chainsaw, to chains stretching him. To even having him been dragged by horses. *

BTRW - On top of the news, we got the current HWL World Heavyweight champion currently attacking the commonwealth of the United states known as Puerto Rico. In this statement he posted and quote...

"The Fiend wants me to LET HIM IN....Oh buddy boy...I am going to let him in again...I am going to let him in like Puerto Rico lets in Earthquakes...I will Let The Fiend into Breakdown Palace and I am going to bounce him around this cage like a pinball."

* Bray looks disappointed and nods his head in disapproval. *

BTRW - We regret to inform you that the remarks the champion had made are completely false. That Puerto Rico number one disaster is not earthquakes, but that the number one threat is actually tropical storms and/or hurricanes. So we do apologize, in disregard to his following statement. Now to bring you up with the sports update, here's our sportscaster, Husky "The Champ" Pig. Take it away Husky.

* The camera pan into a room full of Different round balls but made out of food. From CheeseBall, MeatBalls, PuffBalls and many other ball related food. *

HTCP - Thenk yu Bray. As ye can see....we got te national CheezeBall Bowlig Tounament to begin in te upcoming weeks. As well as the 1st ever PuffBalls Throweng Contest. The top prize is A year Supply of Puffballs from the Vinny Mac Cheesiest Puffer Pout Balls. "If we ain't Puff, we ain't tough." Back to you Bray.

* before camera pan back to Bray, the camera catches Husky pigging out on the meatballs. Brays sees this from afar and somehow a meatball stain flung over to his nicely made suit. He then flicks it off cameras. *

BTRW - Anyway.....back to the current news, it seems as Arquette has yet to move from the steel cage inside of HWL Arena for whatever reason he has. We go  live to lead field reporter Ramblin "Fantana" Rabbit live at the cage Mr. Arquette is located.

* The camera splits into two different panel in which the 2nd one seems to be a big cornfield as Ramblin "Fantana" Rabbit is lost. *

RFR - Bray, I think this is not an arena dude. In fact, this is nowhere close to the arena. I'm trying to find out where we at now....oh no.

BTRW - What seems to be the problem Rabbit? You stop in your tracks.

RFR - Why am I here? No no. This can't be happening.

* the camera pans shows a sign and its says "Welcome to Iowa.". Suddenly Bray gets a message from his news conference room where Evil Vinny is in and starts to tell him to go to the weather report. *

RFR - Bray, what's going on? Fill me in dude.

BTRW - I Just received breaking news from our news conference. They are telling to go our meteorologist. So we go now live to Mercy "Tamland" Buzzard. Fill us in Buzzard. What report you bring to us?

* A third screen appears between the other two as Mercy is standing behind a green room with the map of the United states. *

MTaB - Thank you Bray. I have some reports of upcoming tornadoes alerts in the areas of Oklahoma, Kansas and.....

* We see Rabbit nervous as he is quivering on screen. *

MTaB - ......Idaho.

RFR - Phew....for a minute he said.

MTaB - Scratch that Bray, there seem to be a typo. I meant to say Iowa. That concludes with the weather report.

* Ramblin suddenly feels a gust of wind trying to sweep him away. As he tries to hold onto the nearby cornfield fence. *

RFR - NOT COOL DUDE. WHY ME? WHY MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

* The fence breaks apart as the camera guy and Ramblin are sucked into the eye of the tornado. The screen on Ramblin side cuts off. Bray and the others have a shocked look in their face. *

BTRW - We sadly regret to inform you that.....our news live reporter and the camera man.....have been swept away. In signs for the unfortunate tragedy we just witness, we ask for a minute of silence.

* Everyone in the news room put their heads down as a respect to the tragedy that just transpired. After the minute pass, the camera scene starts twirling all around and the Firefly Fun House is back into it's normal self. We see Bray back to his normal self. *

BW - Well that's all the time we have for today. But before you go, I have one last important message for Mr. Arquette.

* Wyatt pulls out a handful of Corn Kernels *

BW - Just like what happened to Ramblin Rabbit, our matchup in this steel cage will be out of proportion. So try as you want. Believe whatever you want to believe. Hit me with everything you got. But just remember that The Fiend, has not forgiven you. In fact, you have let yourself wide open. Because inside that same steel cage your sitting on. Inside that same structure, lies the lasting memories that The Fiend will implant on you for years to come. So don't fight it. Just accept it and let me.....

* Bray Wyatt blows all the corn kernels out of his hand *

BW - ......swept you away from all your problems. You know you want to Arquette. What do you say you and I have one last dance. The question I have now for you? Are you ready? To truly let him in? The Fiend thinks not.

* The lights go out and come back in the Firefly Fun House. It comes back to show The Fiend holding the mallet with David's face on it. *

The Fiend - LET ME IN!

* He then swings heavily the mallet towards the screen as the titantron felt the impact of the swing and breaks into static. In the background you can hear The Fiend's Laugh echoes the wholes arena. The broken screen gets fixed and we see blood come out of the monitor but it's a message. It says. *

Message: Arquette. The fun is just about....to begin.

* Scene ends as everything in the arena turns off. *