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Promos for Fearless (03/22/20)
- HWL World Heavyweight Championship - Bray Wyatt vs. Velveteen Dream
- HWL Women's World Championship - Lacey Evans vs. Sasha Banks
- HWL Tag Team Championship - The Briscoes vs. Private Party
- HWL Cruiserweight Championship - Marko Stunt vs. TJ Perkins
- Nick Aldis vs. Marty Scurll
- David Arquette vs. Chris Jericho
- The Rock 'N Sock Connection vs. Sami Callihan & The Miz
- MJF vs. M.V.P.
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Re: Promos for Fearless (03/22/20)
* We see a live video pop out from the titantron of the empty HWL Arena after the outbreak of the COV-19. The video then zooms to the titantron as it gives statics. Then a message from an anonymous voice reads the following. *
Monitor: We are live from HWL Arena to bring you an important message from the FireFly Fun House. Stay tune as this is an educational video.
* We see Bray Wyatt in the Firefly Fun House wearing a face mask that has a smile printed on and protective gloves. The house is covered completely in plastic wraps, hand sanitizer all over the living area. Apparently Bray Wyatt is taking very seriously the global phenomenon. He got his HWL World Title inside a glass case as he got some Lysol Spray and it's finishing on giving the last speck of cleanliness that it needs. He turns around and screams. *
Bray: YOWIE WOWIEEEEEE. Hi there fireflies. Did you miss me? Huh?
Bray: Ohhh.....I miss you all too. And today is a very special day. According to all the scientist, expert in health and all of the Government in the world. We are facing one big and dangerous crisis.
* Suddenly this is heard around the house. *
* The camera pan to all the member of the FireFly Fun House, except Ramblin Rabbit, as he's shown to be inside a little home that is covered from roof to bottom with plastic. Rabbit is constantly coughing and is holding a tissue around his face. *
Ramblin Rabbit: *sight* Yo dude. I'm not feeling myself bruh. I feel very weak.
BW: You see kids. Here's been infected by the contagious virus known as COV-19. Otherwise known as the Coronavirus.
BW: But don't you worry Rabbit. I just got the tips you need in order to be good as new. Watch...
* Bray Wyatt then walks over to the nearest sink around the house and grab soap. And he dances while watching his hand. *
BW: 🎼Let's go to the sink and move our hands. First you grab that handle and turn it on. Hold the soap real tight, between your hands and you start to rub, rub, rub. Say it with me. You start to rub, rub, rub. That how it's done. First you grab that handle and turn it on. Hold the soap real tight and you start to rub, rub, rub. ERASE YOUR MIND. And now comes the best part. Once you rub it out, you grab that paper and start to wipe, wipe, wipe between your hands. Say it with me. Once you rub it out, you grab that paper and start to wipe, wipe, wipe between your hands. Now let's bring it all together. 🎼
* All of the firefly fun house members start to clap and wash there hands at the same time to the beat. *
Everyone: 🎼 First you grab that handle and turn it on. Hold the soap real tight, between your hands and you start to rub, rub, rub. And now comes he best part. Once you rub it out, you grab that paper and start to wipe, wipe, wipe between your hands. Say it with me. LET ME IN!!!
* Everyone starts clapping as the audience is applauding too. *
BW: YOWIE WOWIE. THANK YOU. GRACIAS. BRAVISIMO. But seriously my fireflies. Remember it's very important not to follow what Ramblin Rabbit did. Starting to interact with the outside world without the proper cleaning guides. And after 2 days of not cleaning up....look at him now.
BW: Anyway.....you all get the message. And you all better be serious. Just as serious as I should be this Sunday. This Sunday, me and Velveteen Dream clash head on at Fearless for "OUR" World Heavyweight title. The title suits well for our encounter.....as it takes gut and sheer bravado to stand up to "The Fiend."......
* Cutscenes of the The Fiend appearing in and out of the frame appear. *
BW: But don't worry Dream, he's eager to meet you too. He's got a whole playdate.....just for you. And sure, there won't be any audience to watch us. But that's okay.....my friends from the Fun House will be cheering for you all the way. Isn't that exciting Dream? You are a piece of resistance in the lights of Ramblin Rabbit. Tell em buddy.
RR: Yeah dude. * coughs *
RR: You're my biggest fan. I love all the vibes and tranquility you possess..I want to be just like you. But sadly I'm stuck in this bubble for 2 weeks or more. Bummer dude. I'll still cheer for you to win.
*coughs up a little blood.*
RR: Oh oh. That ain't good. I feel lightheaded dude. Hold me....wait. I'm alone here. Dang.
* Ramblin Rabbit suddenly faints on the floor. All of the other member gasp. *
Abby: Serves him right hun. We knew he shouldn't have gone to talk to everyone he meets.
Mercy: Well, the bad news for me is that I can't eat him or else I get the virus. So no way Jose.
Husky: Yahhhh yahhhh. Bettaaa not get close to my stash. I got cake and candies and lots of chocolate.
Evil Sugar: At least the bastard didn't sneeze. If so.....I would have him.....him......FIIIIIIIRR.....
* Bray tries to shhhhh Evil Sugar. *
BW: Keep it done Sugar, we get the point. But we can't open the protective bubble. I'll kill us all before you even know it....so it's best.....
* Everyone steps back from the bubble about 3 steps. *
BW:.....to keep our distance till 2 or more weeks have pass. So sadly, we got to keep him here. And you all better have good noses, cause he's going to be stinking up the joint. Oh wait. I know.
* A Lightbulb appears. *
BW: I got it.
* Then Bray is in a mini forklift. He then drives and clamps on the bottom of the protective bubble and uses it to have it move from the floor. Then after a few cutaways, the forklift took the protective bubble and the deceased Ramblin Rabbit out the scenario. *
BW: That's much better. Now remember fireflies. Always remember to wash your hands and use every caution when interacting with someone. Stay inside your home and self-quarantine yourself from the world.....And one more thing and that's to remember that I'll always light you the way. All you have to do is......LET ME IN!!! See you soon Dream. Bye bye now. Adios Velveteen, hasta el domingo.
Fiend: ......LET ME IN!!!!!!!
* Scene ends *
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Re: Promos for Fearless (03/22/20)
Michael Mizanin
Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages. Please lend me your ears. It is I, your HWL Television Champion, The Personification of Sophistication, Michael Mizanin, and I have an important message for all of you.
We are all living in tough times. Times where we find ourselves isolated. Find ourselves having to limit social interaction and checking on one another, especially those most vulnerable.
I myself, have a job to do. Entertainment is needed, and as long as I am called upon I will do so. This being said, at the upcoming pay per view event Fearless, I team with someone that is very different than I. Sometimes though, it is our biggest differences that bring us together, especially in times of need. At this event, I team with another from the great state of Ohio. Sami Callihan. Our biggest differences are what will be most beneficial, as we team against the legendary team of Dwayne Johnson and Mick Foley.
Cameras then widen as Sami Callihan walks into frame.
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Re: Promos for Fearless (03/22/20)
Cathy Kelly: Cathy Kelly here and Fearless is just around the corner and my guest at this time is the man that will be taking on Chris Jericho this Saturday, David Arquette!
:Arquette comes into frame:
Cathy: David, after a crazy couple weeks, you are going into Fearless against Chris Jericho and I wanted to get your thoughts on this match?
David Arquette: Cathy, this match...believe it or not...this match is huge for me, while it may not be a main event match on Fearless...but you see Jericho and I go wayback, before your time Cathy more then ten years ago me and Jericho fought at an HWL event known as Armageddon, and what was special about that event is that after months and months of people doubting me, and months and months of myself trying to find my place in the original HWL, all roads led to Chris Jericho...Chris Jericho was my last road block, Chris Jericho was the last hurdle I needed to jump to not only become the HWL World Heavyweight Champion for the first time ever...but to show EVERYONE In the HWL Locker Room that I was the real deal, I was not just the guy from WCW anymore, I wasn't just in HWL to just "play wrestler" it finally showed everyone I was The Man, and I finally became HWL World Heavyweight Champion, the first of Seven reigns...
Cathy: Seven? You have only been champion Six times overall in the HWL?
David: In due time my dear Cathy, because Once Jericho and I cross paths again and I break down the walls of Jericho much like I have done before, I am going to have a close eye on Dream versus Wyatt, I lost the HWL World title to Marty Scrull and I have yet to ever get a rematch, and I have said after this Cruiserweight title nonsense, which was an insult to my ability, I am coming back for that title and Dream or Wyatt will be the next hurdle in my way and once I clear that hurdle, I will be a Seven Time HWL World Heavyweight Champion, because You can not kill David Arquette...and whoever the Champion is by the end of Fearless there time will come and then it will be...LIGHTS OUT!!!
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Re: Promos for Fearless (03/22/20)
:The camera shows a fancy room and a fancy table set up for Tea, Nick Aldis then enters with a butler, the butler then pulls out the chair for him and allows him to sit, Aldis sets up the NWA World Title on the table, the butler then pours the tea from the kettle, Nick then picks up the cup and takes a sip:
Nick: Mmm, Perfect That will be all. Thank You.
Butler: Very Well sir.
"The REAL World Champion" Nick Aldis
Marty Scrull, while we may not be able to meet up in any Ring of Honor or National Wrestling Alliance show for the time being, it looks like Big Sugar was able to pull some strings and put our match onto the HWL Fearless card, but since this is the HWL and I am the REAL Worlds Champion, this of course will be a non-title contest. I am sure you know about me very well Marty, I am the NWA Worlds Heavyweight Champion, the only Worlds title that matters, as long as I am the NWA Champion, I will never compete for the HWL World title, I just come in now and then and put on a clinic or exhibition from time to time. I am also sure that you saw my last clinic last month when I won that triple threat match in my HWL Debut. So how could the Real Worlds Champion follow up a debut like that?Â
:Takes a sip of the tea:
Well, by beating a former HWL World Heavyweight Champion of course, and while you may be a former World Champion here and to all the HWL Fans that means something, it means something to the fans, means somethings to Big Sugar, it means something to anyone in the HWL except one person, and that person is myself because you see this title on my table in my eyes in the only title that matters, and Mr. Scrull with that, that simply means that you don't matter to me. Fearless is the perfect name for this upcoming events because that is exactly what I am coming into this event, I am fearless as to what is going to happen in our contest Mr. Scrull, I am fearless as to what the Outcome is going to be Mr. Scrull and on Saturday, I am simply going to rack up another victory for the Real Worlds Champion. Now if you excuse me, I do have somewhere to be...
:The butler renters and hands Nick an item, Nick then takes another sip of the tea and then wipes his mouth with a napkin and then stands grabbing the NWA World Title Belts and placing it on his shoulder, he then places the item the butler has given him on his other shoulder to reveal its an Umbrella, Nick then opens it to reveal a picture of a Cloverleaf on it, Nick gives the Umbrella a spin and then walks out of frame:
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Re: Promos for Fearless (03/22/20)
:The camera shows an empty bar, except for a lonely bartender behind a bar when all of a sudden, both members of Private Party enter the room and go straight to the bar:
MQ: Issah, its time to Celebrate this Saturday at Fearless we have our First HWL Tag Team Championship Match, I have rented out the entire bar and the drinks are on me...What are you having?
IC: Vodka Cranberry!
MQ: Bar Keep, You heard the Man Vodka Cranberry, in fact Make it two and make sure its the top-shelf stuff, we are celebrating tonight!
IC: Marc, The Briscoes have been unstoppable...
MQ:True...
IC:They Have beaten every team in the HWL...
MQ: Ah ham thats where you are wrong, they have beat every team, but they have not beaten us, hence why we are in this match...Listen Cassidy, I know our time in HWL hasnt quite been ideal and it hasnt exactly been the party that we have expected it to be, but this Saturday at Fearless we are on the Guest list of Guest List, the HWL World Tag Team Titles are on the line when the dirty white boys defend against us!
IC: Quin, We haven't won a single match in the HWL thus far, we got this match only because they haven't beat us yet...
MQ: Come on man, its thinking like that, that is going to make sure that this Saturday we won't leave the NEW Tag Team Champions...Think about it man, the Cinderella story Private Party the team who hasnt won a single match coming in from out of no where to defeat the unstoppable Briscoe brothers, one of the most decorated teams in modern Tag Team history...and BOOM Just like the Party begins and we etch our name in HWL History....Can you see it...
:The bartender comes over and leaves the two drinks for them, Quin and Cassidy pick up there drinks and clang the classes together:
IC: I can see it now, I get what you are putting down...Tonight we drink Vodka Cranberry...but Saturday The Briscoes drink Gin and Juice!
: Private Party take a drink and nod in approvement of their drinks, Quin then tips the Bartender a 20. The Bartender smiles as the segment ends:
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Re: Promos for Fearless (03/22/20)
"The Lady of HWL" Lacey Evans
My My My, It's that time again, time for myself to defend the HWL World Ladies Championship against another one of these nasties, let us see who is on the chopping block now, oh thats right one half of the winning team of the Mixed tag Team tournament, Sasha Banks. Sasha, you honestly don't think you are ladylike enough to be World Ladies Champion do you? I mean nasties like Nikki Cross and Alexa Bliss have had their dirty little hands on this title, but out of everyone in that locker room, I think you are the nastiest of the nastiest. You come out here with your un-natural blue hair or purple hair whatever you choose this month and you think it gives you power, no no, bless your heart. Knowing your manners, knowing about class, and knowing how to be a sophisticated Lady like myself is what gives you Power. Power is exactly what I have coming into this match, what do you have Sasha? You have a tournament win that you rode on the back of The Velveteen Dream to win, and what have you done since? How many times have you competed on Overdrive? How many times have you come out here and addressed the crowd? And you think you can be the HWL Women's Champion let alone compete for my HWL World Ladies Championship title...I dont think darling...
Saturday night at Fearless, I am going to have to disappoint Mr. Dream because he carried you all the way through that tournament to basically hand you this match on a silver platter all for it to go down the drain with just one right hand...and Sasha unlike you winning this Saturday...My right hand is something you can Bank On!!Â
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Re: Promos for Fearless (03/22/20)
:The camera shows what looks to be a set of Firefly Fun House, but painted on all the walks are Three Circles, One on top, and two on the bottom, the lights then change to a shade of purple and The Velveteen Dream walks into frame:
TVD: Hi Boys and Girls, I interrupt your regular scheduling programming to an episode of Velveteens Dream Land...Hit the Music!
"I'm really glad that you're the champ, and you'll be the champ until I take from you..."
TVD: Well boys and girls today in Dream Land, we are going to learn the origin of a word, that means we learn where a word comes from, who knows where this word is from...
:Dream holds up a card that says "YOWIE" on it:
TVD: Now, dont all raise your hands at once...
:All of a sudden a small puppet version of Velveteen Dream pops up into frame:
TVD: Why look who it is, its Little Dream, Little Dream, do you know where this word comes from?
Little Dream: It comes from your opponent on Saturday for the HWL World Heavyweight Championship, Bray Wyatt!
TVD: Silly Dream, not WHERE, but its origin? The word YOWIE, comes from a Japanese Word Yoai, which means Homosexual content!
Little Dream: :Gasp: You mean bray Wyatt is Gay?
The Velveteen Dream
No Goofy, and even if he was, we dont judge here in Dream Land but that fact that he always uses terms like that in front of children isnt very nice is it? And this Saturday when I use my opportunity I won in the Mixed Tag Team Tournament, I am going to shut down Firefly Fun House and all that reside inside on it, and then I am going to do the unthinkable, I am going to do something no one has ever done...When The Fiend shows up, I am going to do something Shocking, Something Outrageous, Something Gay, but not the present meaning of Gay but the medieval meaning of Gay...I am going to LET THE FIEND IN...I want The Fiend to come in...Sometimes when you get lost in the woods they tell you not to go deeper into the woods in fear of getting more further lost, but sometimes...just sometimes IN is OUT and when I let The Fiend In, when I let The Fiend into Dream Land he will no longer have Home field advantage...
So Fiend, I look forward to meeting you, I look forward to letting you in...and I look forward to becoming the next HWL World Heavyweight Champion, I have said from day one that what I want to do in the HWL is Move Up and I have moved up very quickly thanks to that tournament and thanks to my partner...so Fiend...I hope you have enjoyed your time as HWL World Champion because at Fearless...I let you into Dream Land, and you are walking right down Dream Valley and I am leaving...The Champ and Your Dream...
Will Be...
DREAM OVER!!!Â
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Re: Promos for Fearless (03/22/20)
:The camera shows The Velveteen Dream laying in his lounge on his couch when he notices the camera:
The Velveteen Dream
Come on in...That is something The Fiend doesnt hear to often, I am sure when the people challenge Fiend and they line up outside the Firefly Fun House, they are not eager to to ring the doorbell and be greated by The Fiend. Thats where The Dream am different, you see The Dream has always been a different creature and come Fearless The Fiend doesnt know what he is up against. The fiend has been up against Slayers, Big Dogs, Unstoppable forces and immovable objects but the one thing he has never been against is The Dream...and at Fearless The Dream is going to do something no one has let him do before and that is...
:The Dream stands up and sexually removes his coat he is wearing and spreads his arms wide open:
Let The Fiend in to Dream Land, and I hope that The Fiend will let me into his Fun House, because The Fun House has something The Dream wants, something The Dream Needs in his life, and something The Dream isnt going to leave Fearless without, and that is that HWL World Heavyweight Championship that sits so pretty inside that Fun House and I am going to haul that bad boy all the way over to Dream Land. The Dream was thinking about The Fiend, trying to know the Fiend is and I had a pretty good question about him and that is, Does The Fiend Dream at all? I wondered that because The Dream has thought out every possible way that I could be let into the Fun House and take that World title, and I am curious to know if The Fiend has dreamed what he could do in Dream Land against The Velveteen Dream? I guess at Fearless we will find out, but we will know one thing for sure and that is, there will be a new HWL World Heavyweight Champion come Fearless...and Don't worry Mr. Arquette I havent forgot about you....Fiend untill we met at Fearless....
Dream Over!
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Re: Promos for Fearless (03/22/20)
* Bray Wyatt isn't in his FireFly Fun House. He's in a normal room by himself. *
Bray: Yowie Wowieeeeee. Dream you are an anxious little fella. Aren't ya? Trying to let me in your Dream land. I admire your tenacity. I really really do. You're basically the first of it's kind to accept the Fiend's ominous challenge. Quite frankly, The Fiend think you a little whack in the head by having a world filled with nothing but dreams. And yes Velveteen, you might be wondering if the Fiend actually has dreams or even if he possesses the time to sleep. The answer for all of that is a remarking NO.
You see Dream, The Fiend has been an idea that's been stuck in my head for quite some time. The very bad side of me that's been dwelling deep. It's a side of me that I kept away from all of you. For everyone's sake. Sure, I never had the time to let him talk to me as I always kept repressing him away. Again and again and again. I kept ignoring it. The voices just kept been louder and louder. My body wasn't going to let him inside. Until I finally decided to listen to him. That's when I decided to let him in. It was the best decision of my entire life. The Fiend let me restart my life from scratch. And now.....both me and The Fiend don't have the time to dream like you do. We created the Firefly Fun House just for all those fireflies who doubt themselves. For those who needed hope. Not a makeshift dream you aspire so much. For all those who were cast aside by society and were ridicule to stand up against the oppression this world has.
This Sunday, at Fearless. The Fiend and The Dream will meet in that ring for that World Title. The only difference is that The Fiend ain't going to let you in just so you can take the most precious item he has. He simply won't.....The Fiend will let himself inside of you Dream. He'll come all over your Dream Land, he'll play every last bit of you till you can't no more. And he will be happy and joyous. Cause not only will The Fiend be showing up.....the pain will also show up. Velveteen Dream, I want you to keep the same belief you have right now, just like I have mine with the Fun House. But.....here's the really good part of this. That we both have something we are fighting for. Yet, my belief is far greater than any dream you may possess. My belief is to make this a better world. And so far, Marty Scurll is the first believer......now it's time for you to believe.
LET ME IN!!!!!
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