Cathy Kelly: Hey Guys, Cathy Kelly here and I am with someone who is in the triple threat match to decide who is going to get a Cruiserweight Championship Match against Marko Stunt, Please welcome my Guest, he is the former HWL World Heavyweight Champion...David Arquette...

:David walks into frame and stands next to Cathy:

Cathy: David, Pete Dunne and Angel Garza stand in your way of a possible Cruiserwe...

David Arquette: Cathy let me stop you right there, you lost me at Cruiserweight Championship, to me this makes me think that HWL is jerking me around, how does someone of my statue go from being at the top of the mountain to being in the pond with the small fish of the Cruiserweights? Cathy I am former Six Time HWL World Heavyweight Champion, At one time in one of the previous HWL's I was held every title I was eligible to win, and like it or not I am former WCW Champion and the fact that it is the year 2020, I have made a comeback into wrestling like no other and have proved myself day in and day out on the independents and once I lost the World Title...this is how I am rewarded? I am not offered a re-match? I am not offered to choose a tag partner to challenge for the tag titles? Hell I wouldn;t have been insulted if I were offered a Womens Championship Match...but the HWL Management offer me a Number One Contenders Mtahc for the Crusierweight Championship? 

Cathy, I am David Arquette...When people say HWL One of the first names that come to mind IS David Arquette...and I refuse to be insulted with some low grade,bottom feeding curtain jerk type of atch such as the Cruiserweight title....

Cathy:So What do you mean?

David: I mean this...Velveteen Dream or Marty...I am coming for that title soon, and I am not going to stop untill I become a SEVEN Time HWL World Champion...Until then guys...LIGHTS OUT!!!

~Drew Gulak is standing in front of a white board with nothing on it except for the word "Charlotte"~

Gulak: Hello HWL students, today we are going to learn all about Charlotte Flair and to do so we are going to start with gender pronouns and how they are absolutely unnecessary and lead to a lot of confusion in our world.

~He pulls down a projection screen~

Gulak: And the best way to do that is through a POWER POINT presentation!

~He clicks a remote at the ceiling and the screen lights up with an imagine of the female and male bodies.~

Gulak: Idiots of the HWL, these are the two types of genders. One very tough, rugged, and handsome, the other dainty, petite, and innocent. Since the beginning of time humans have been categorized into two different "genders" male..... and the other being female. For centuries people seemed to understand their gender rolls and how there body parts operated. The men did the hard heavy lifting work, while the women nurtured the future into exsistance, the males protected the other species while the females cooked and cleaned in exchange for their protection. That was fine and good all up until the mid to late nineteen eighties when women wanted to get more involved in different jobs and maybe the men wanted to do a little bit more of the cooking and cleaning and that was all still fine and good..... until....... the twenty tens..... When was no longer good enough to be male or female. Now you have transgender, non-binary, pan gender, transexual,....... the list goes on..... and on...... and on....... None of which tend to have a real distinction between them all these are used for is a label to put on somebody to make them feel special. 

~A picture of Charlotte Flair is shown with the tv championship around her waist~

Gulak: Which brings me back.... to what I assume would be called a lady - but again I don't really know because she may identify as a gender-nonconforming-questioning-variant. And that championship, a championship that has held so much prestige in other companies because of its great legacy has now been tarnished. I remember when you won that belt Charlotte, i watched you beat Mark Stunt. And I was embarrassed not for my gender, not for the HWL..... but for myself. Because I now work for a company that allows that trashy inter gender wrestling to go on. You may be a phenomenal wrestler Charlotte, but your no TV champion. Because you are the wrong gender......

~Gulak shuts off the power point and rolls up the screen~

Gulak: Charlotte, this week on OverDrive I am going to relieve you of that HWL Television Championship. I hope you enjoyed it while it lasted.

~The camera cuts~

Dr. Britt Baker DMD

Lacey Evans, well first allow me to be a lady and Thank You for your compliments, it just wouldnt be lady like if I didnt. Also, Thank You for thinking that I am worthy enough to challenge not for the HWL Women's Championship for the HWL World Ladies Championship...its ust going to be a shame that you went through all of that with Alexa Bliss with her lucking into winning the title just for The Doctor to scrub in and just take that title away from you. I admire you as well Mrs. Evans former US Marine, Pro-Wrestler and Mother...Thats right you an adorable daughter, Summer? Is it? I believe when we first met you had me take a look inside her mouth to make sure she was practicing good dental hygine and I told you and her that she was...Oh I wish I could you that I wasn't lying...but I was. You see just by looking into that cesspool of germs inside your daughters mouth I was able to a slight case of Gingervit and could notice that her gums were not be taken well care of...Its a simple fix, but I knew one day the day would come where I would have to exploit this and surprise, here we are Mrs. Evans and now I am one step away from becoming the HWL World Ladies Champion and I have to do what I have to do to become champion here because I am one of the HWL Superstars I believe have been...

~The Briscoe Borthers are sitting on there back porch drinking some beers as Jay stands up and lights a cigarette the tag team titles are hanging off to rocking chairs~

Jay: The Briscoe Brothers are still your HWL World Tag Team Champions! My brother Mark and I have dominated this division for the past few months. We beat the New Day and the Jurassic Express last week in a three way match. Now this week we go two on two with OVE.  Now Mark, what do we think of "OVE?"

Mark: Bullsh*t!

Jay: That's right. Ohio vs everything? We prefer BVW. Yeah BVW Briscoes VS THE WORLD! See that's the mentality we have had since day one when we walked into the professional wrestling business. And that's the mentality we will have till we got our heads below the surface. You guys, is just cheap imitations of the Briscoe Brothers, the punk ass b*tches compared to the hard ass country boys that we be. The Briscoes are the baddest team in the HWL and you two punks think that you can measure up? Well I tell you what bring Sami Callahan with you as well and will throw his ass into our metaphorical bon fire as well. And watch Ohio burn......

~The camera cuts~