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2/24/2020 9:13 pm  #11


Re: Promos for Overdrive #30 (02/26/20)

~We are in the jungle as we see the Briscoes sneak from out of some bushes dressed up in full camouflage. They try to keep there voices down while they talk~

Jay: Dem boys be out here puttin in work hunting down some prehistoric bitches. Ain't that right Mark?

~Mark nods then pulls out a flask that he first sips from, then downs~

Jay: You see we are in the near vicinity of those Jurassic Express boys and we figured we would give them a little visit before our match on Wednesday night for dem HWL tag team straps. So I said "Yo Mark, why don't we put dem trackin skills you has to good use and find ourselves some dinos."

~The Camera zooms in on Mark who now pulls a bottle of whiskey from his pocket and chugs it he then goes back to tracking~

Jay: You see something that people don't know is that my brother Mark here is the best tracker across the state of Delaware. Ya boy Mark right here once tracked a coyote all the way down to just outside of Baltimore just for drinking his whiskey, and when Mark found said animal he boot f*cked it into the goddamn ground. So we figured we would come out here and track down the Jurassic Express so that we could show "babysauras" the same kind of loved that Mark showed that coyote. You see reach for the skies isn't just some saying that you dumbos should be able to interpret it's a way of life for me a my brother Mark. We strike fear into the minds of ours opponents, so much so that they want to beg for mercy. However Mark and I believe that you two do not have the mental capacity to beg, so instead you have forced us to come out here and beat up on little old Babysauras.

~Mark signals for Jay~

Jay: See what I tell you, he found them.....

~they both sneak back into the bushes as the camera follows and they come out on the other side to see what appears to be the Jurassic Express campsite, although it appears nobody is there~

Jay: MARKO MARKO MARKO STTTTTTTUNTTTTTTT....... MARKO MARKO MARKO STTTTTTTTUNTTTTTTTTT....... MARKO MARKO STTTTTTTTUNTTTTTTT...... 

~There is a long pause as Jay suddenly realizes nobody is home and throws his hands up in the air in frustration~

Jay (now yelling): Man where is these silly bitches!

~Mark holds his hand to his mouth signaling for Jay to get quiet~

Jay (whispering again): Is that them?

~Mark nods again as they both sneak back into the bushes and the camera cuts~

 

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