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- HWL Women's World Championship - Lacey Evans vs. Alexa Bliss
- HWL Television Championship - Marko Stunt vs. Charlotte Flair
- HWL Tag Team Championship - The Briscoes vs. Street Profits
- World Heavyweight Championship #1 Contender's Match (Winner to face David Arquette next week) - Marty Scurll vs. Luke Gallows vs. Ray Rowe
- Mixed Tag Team Tournament - Aleister Black & Nikki Cross vs. Velveteen Dream & Sasha Banks
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:A video plays of Alexa Bliss on TMZ talking about how people more picture of her butt then her pet pig, the video fades out, and shows Lacey Evans watching the video shaking her head and then turns to the camera:
"The Lady of HWL" Lacey Evans
Tsk tsk tsk, My My look at our little miss bliss ending up on TMZ, I guess no one crashed a helicopter that day and they needed someone to talk to, and they just happen to come across this little nasty, and what was it they decided to talk about? Her derriere and her pet pig, My lord, and this is a woman who is going to challenge for the HWL Ladies Championship on OverDrive? There is only one thing that your behind is for that is using the bathroom, and there is only one thing that your pet pig and that is breakfast...Was that really the message you wanted to send Alexa? That you are upset that the adolescent are looking up pictures of your behind instead of pictures of your pet? You could have used that platform to make yourself a better person, you could have declared that you are going to become a lady, I mean it would have taken a very, VERY long time, but it would have been a start...
You Miss. Bliss, on Overdrive you are in way over your head, You are going head to head with someone who used to be a U.S.S Marine, so right there you should know that I am Stronger then you, and we already know that I am taller then you huh shortstack. Plus you are going for the now HWL World Ladies Championship, this is not the HWL World Womans Championship where any trashbag off the street can come in here and win this thing, in order to win this title, the title I hold in my hands, you have to have Class, Sophistication, Manners, and Alexa honey...let's just face...Considering that most of your Google searches involve people looking up pictures of your behind...whereas when they look up Lacey Evans, they are looking up how to be a better person, how to be a lady, how to perfect their manners....
Which is something you know nothing about darling, Miss. Bliss, You may be twisted mentally, but after Overdrive you are going to be Twisted physically, and I am still going to be the HWL World Ladies Champion, because little girls like you...dont get to be champion...remember that.
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:The camera shows the inside of the HWL Arena and the music of Charlotte Flair hits and she comes down to the ring and then ask for a mic:
Charlotte Flair
WOOOO! The Queen is here, bow down to her. Listen HWL my debut in HWL didn't really go as planned, but because I am The Queen, I have worked myself into a HWL Television Championship. While it may not be in the HWL there have been many Television Champions, from the likes of Ricky Morton, Jake Roberts, Rick Martel, the list goes on and on, and now its my time to add my name to the list of greats who have been a Television Champion, and only one Man...Well half a man stands in my way of not only being the HWL Television Champion but to be the FIRST Woman to ever win a Male dominated title in HWL...
Marko Stunt...I have to hand it to you kid, Sami Callihan, The Rock, thats quite the resume so far kid, but there is one word you should be familiar with and that is luck, and your title win over Sami, and your first defense over The Rock were just that, Luck. This time though, there will be no luck, the luck has ran out, because you are going one on one with The Queen, I am not just one of the best Woman's wrestlers in the world...I am one of the best wrestlers in the world. Beating a psycho in Sami, and beating a movie star in Dewayne doesnt mean nothing to someone like me, Getting lucky amongst the likes of those two can be expected...Marko this whole dinosaur thing you got going with you and your friends, I have to admit..Its cute, you and your buddies running around her acting like Dinosaurs and Tarzan, I hope you guys are having fun.
Because FUN TIME is Over on Overdrive, because you arent going against a retired wrestler turned movie star or an Overrated wrestler, you are facing The Queen, and this Queen is coming to Jurassic Park to make sure the dinosaurs go extinct, and I will become the HWL Television Champion and end your lucky streak!
WOOOOO!
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:A camera is shown walking through a set of beads, and the camera enters an all purple room and we see The Velveteen Dream and Sasha Banks laying face to face on their stomach towards each other:
The Dream: Mmmmm Look at that, Beauty, Desire, Dominance...and of course... there is Sasha Banks as well. All I have said since I have debuted here in the HWL is that I am going to climb the ladder of HWL and become the HWL World Champion, and I am only a couple matches away from getting that HWL World Championship match...You see The Dream is keeping a close eye on the Champion David Arquette, he sees that Arquette is a little twisted in the head, but The Dream is also watching Marty, Rowe and That big handsome fellow in Luke Gallows too...because The Dream knows that once he and Sasha Banks win this Mixed Tag Team tournament he will have to face either Arquette, Marty, Rowe or even that bald God in Gallows to climb to the top of that ladder and become HWL World Champion...
Mr. Black, we have met once before, and we stole the show, all because you didn't want to SAY MY NAME...Well Look where the path have brought us now, they have brought you full circle all the way back to The Dream, and this time Black, you dont have to say my name, but the ring announcer will have to say when The Dream and Sasha banks defeat yourself and Nikki Cross...and Nikki Cross...You are a few tacos short of a combonation platter, and that is why I have this young, blue haired women in front of me here to take care of you, Mr. Black once you visit The Dream Valley, and Cross once Sasha gives you your Bank Statement...
The Boston Dream will be one step closer to our World Title Matches...
:Dream and Sasha turn and face each other and look to go into kiss each, but Dream places a finger over Sasha's lips and then turns back to the Camera:
Dream Over!
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Bullet Club
*Scene opens up to the Bullet Club walking into their locker room, all laughing and smiling *
KA: We really laid it onto the Young Bucks tonight, showed them that the Bullet Club isn’t to be messed with.
FB: Those nerds got what they deserved tonight. The night didn’t go all as planned for us, with you two not winning your tagteam match. But, you not one of you two got pinned, so theres always another day. Speaking of day, at the end of the day, I still have the Cruiserweight Championship on my shoulder. Future is still Bullet Club..
*Luke Gallows phone buzz off. Gallows checks it and smiles*
LG: I just got an email from big boss Hustead. Next week, I’m in a triple threat match against acouple of NERDS... those NERDS being Ray Rowe and Marty Scurll. Here’s the best part, the winner of this match faces David Arquette for the HWL World Heavyweight Championship.
*All three men start to laugh again*
FB: David Arquette as a World Champion, that’s one of the biggest jokes ive heard in my life.
LG: Next week is a huge week for the Bullet Club. This match isn’t for myself, its for our brother hood, its for The Bullet Club. Lets continue making our statement.
*scene ends*
* The War Machine are seen backstage in the catering area as Hanson and Ray Rowe are piling up food in their plates. *
RR: I can't believe that we lost the tag belts to The Briscoes. This definitely sucks man.
Hanson: Don't feel to bad Ray, it was a triple threat. Plus I'm the one who got pinned. If someone should be embarrassed....it should be me. But don't worry. I know that our shot to get back to the top is coming up.
* Ray takes a chunk of the TBone steak and drinks a little diet coke. Then finishes up the bite. *
RR: You think so? I don't think people don't want us to succeed. They are trying to push us down a peg.
Hanson: I feel ya. But trust me Rowe, I got a gut feeling that our lifes going to turn around for the better.
* Suddenly we see one of the HWL's staff member run up to Ray and gives him a letter. Ray stops eating and opens up the letter. Ray puts a big grin and has a sign of relief. *
RR: You were right. Things are definitely turning out for the better of us. I just been informed that I'm competing in a Triple threat match against Marty Scurll and Luke Gallows. The winner gets a World title shot next week against David Arquette.
Hanson: Isn't he the actor from Ready To Rumble?
RR: The same guy who did the impossible in becoming the HWL World Heavyweight champion.
Hanson: That's still mindblowing to have that guy as the top guy here in HWL. It's almost as bad as when we had Joey Ryan. Apparently HWL is having some bad streaks. But that's all going to change.
* Ray Rowe takes his plate and dumps it on the nearest trashcan. And starts to walk out. *
Hanson: Where you going Ray?
RR: I'm getting my ass to the gym, this opportunity is once in a lifetime. And I can't let that chance slip up my fingers. So you're coming or not?
Hanson: Hell yeah. Let's show the world what we War Machine are all about. And this Wednesday, we're going to shock the world to its core.
RR: You damn right. After I beat Marty and Luke, it's all but one way and only one way.....straight to the top. David Arquette, your days are been numbered. In two weeks, I'm coming for that world title, and I will restore order into this company. And trust me David, a war is storming and its heading your way.....whether you like it or not....I'm taking that title out of your grasp. Even if it kills me.
* Ray Rowe and Hanson storm out of the catering room and head to the gym as camera fades away. *
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Marko Stunt
Marko Stunt is seen in a sand pit, playing with a Charlotte Flair doll. The Television Championship sits beside him. From a distance, Luchasaurus is seen with a bag, and Jungle Boy on his shoulders. Once they approach the sand pit, upon getting down from his shoulders, Jungle Boy looks at Marko Stunt, now ripping the hair out of the doll, which has red marks on the face. Luchasaurus hands Jungle Boy a series of items, including light lipstick,a robe and chest padding. Jungle Boy, now looking like a bush league Charlotte Flair approaches Marko Stunt.
Narrator: The HWL Television Champion, The Babysaurus, peacefully sits in the sand pit. After two successful title defenses, he has some fun with his toys, this time, a Charlotte Flair doll. As you can see, he is a little violent with his toys.
Marko Stunt now looks at the doll, nearly hairless. He tosses it to the side to try and take a bite out of the Championship.
Jungle Boy: Wooooo
Marko Stunt then stops, startled. He rises and turns around.
Marko Stunt: Waaaa
Marko Stunt charges at Jungle Boy, tackling him to the ground. He stands back up, and takes Jungle Boy by the hair, jumping on his back.
Narrator: By this time, the Jungle Boy should understand how the Babysaurus is when threatened. Alas, he was taken aback by the Babysaurus knowing that fun time was indeed over as soon as he heard that Wooo. On Overdrive, the Babysaurus has no plans to show mercy on the Queen, luck is not in the cards.
Marko Stunt now has a chunk of Jungle Boys hair in his mouth. Jungle Boy is trying to get away from Stunt as he tries to pull him back. Luchasaurus attempts to separate them as the camera fades.
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Bliss:
For a woman who claims that she is going to rid of the HWL of all the nasties, you sure do love talking about my "derriere" a lot. By the way that HWL Women's Championship will look great above this derriere around this waist. I said HWL Women's Championship Lacey, not HWL Ladies Championship. We all know that you sucked up to the boss before but that doesn't mean you can just rename - or mispronounce - the women's championship. Yes being a lady may be your thing and though I feel I could argue that your a lady, one thing you can't argue is the lack of intelligence you and the rest of your military friends have if you can't even get the name of a championship you have held for the last couple of weeks right.
I don't mind that people look up my derriere more then my little piggie, I just wanted to argue that my piggie is cuter but I guess I'm wrong. You must live a pretty boring life if these are the things you want to point out about mine. Your ideals are old and your slander is cat like at best. My size has very little to do with it as I have held down women's divisions with much tougher competitions for longer then it took you to finish Mr. Hustead and his two bit stooge buddy.
You, were brought up too quickly and trusted into a scene that you truly aren't ready for. When the going got tough and you couldn't beat Nikki Cross, you quit. That exact same scenario is going to happen again and your down fall starts this week on overdrive honey. When little miss hits the twisted bliss on your bland white ass sis.
You will be but a foot note on the goddess' resume!
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~Marty Scurll is backstage in his coat holding his umbrella in front of him~
Scurll: Oh how the times have changed. Today ladies and gentlemen, I am a happy Villain.....FOR TODAY, starts Judgement day. Today I begin down the path of a true villain, where I will so posses the power to create great change. The world will begin to listen to my teachings of how every single human being should live. How every living being should act, speak, listen, and think. I will finally have the opportunity to show the people how to be come a true villain. LUKE GALLOWS, RAY ROWE. YOU ARE ONLY BUT STEPPING STONES ON MY PATH TO THE MAN HIMSELF. David Arquette. The celebrity himself, that I hope to turn into a shell of a man after I defeat him and take that HWL World Heavyweight Championship that he holds so close. David Arquette friends, is a greedy man. David Arquette makes movies, and took championships that he never deserved, not for your enjoyment oh no no no. He did all these things to feed his own ego. He doesn't even need the money anymore, all he wants is the glory and to prove that he is better.......
~Marty uses the umbrella to point at the camera~
~Scurll: Then each and everyone of you.
~He opens the Umbrella up and its reads "The Villain" with his logo on it as he lifts it over his head and rests it on his shoulders~
Scurll: But, lets talk about my opponents this week. Two tag team specialist missing their partners. Two great tag team competitors, that really have very few singles matches. They aren't villains. They are part of everything that is wrong with this world. They are the meatiest of meat heads walking this earth, they are merely neanderthals.
~he pauses~
Scurll: All my friends are dead and I like it that way. Friends will hold you back, the only real friends I need are my demons. They are the ones that are going to help me conquer the world, but most importantly, they are the ones that are going to help me win the HWL World Heavyweight Championship. Long live the Villain!
~the camera cuts~
Scurll: CHICKEN WING!!!!
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~The Briscoe Brothers are drinking at a campfire they both have their title belts draped over there shoulders~
Jey: So we got our first challengers for these tag straps. The Street Profits!
~Mark starts laughing hysterically as Jey looks pissed he glares over at his brother.
Jey: Whats so funny?
Mark (still laughing in an imitating voice): "Street Profits"
~Jey starts laughing to~
Jey: Hey yo, "Street Profits" come to Overdrive this week, and do your best boys. The Briscoe Brothers will be der and we will bring da same aggression we bring to every match we have, and WE WILL get that W!
~Jey laughing again~
Jey: "Street Profits"
~The camera cuts as they both are still laughing~