The Rock

*HWL Exclusive*

*Camera cuts to the ring before HWL Overdrive Main Event for the Television Championship . The Rocks theme plays throughout the arena as The Rock comes from the back. Rock makes his way to the ring as the fans chant “Rocky”. Rock gets into the ring and demand a microphone*

R:  .....

*Rock starts looking around the arena as the crowd continues to chant for The Rock*

R: FINALLY... THE ROCK HAS COME BACK... TO.....ST.LOUISSSS...

*The Rock rolls his shoulders after the pop from the crowd*

R:  The Rock says this, two days, The Great One steps into one of the most dangerous matches in sports entertainment... The Rock steps into the Elimination Chamber match.   The Rock has been in a No Dq match, Hell In a Cell, Handicap, Pie eating contest, steel cage.. every single match type, but the Elimination chamber match.

All week, people have been messaging The Rock, asking The Rock if he was scared. If The Rock was nervous to get into the chamber with six other men. Now, The Rock wont lie, he has been putting alot of thought into this match.  Now, to answer everyones question, No, The Rock isn’t scared of the chamber. The Rock isn’t scared of being closed in with six other monkeys to win the HWL Championship. The Rock is going to do whatever he needs to do to become the World Champion.  If The Rock has to go into the ring and smack Cody Rhodes all that way back to Stardust, The Rock will. If The Rock has to go to the so called “King Slayer”, and shove his boot up his candy ass, The Rock will.  If The Rock, The Great One, has to do to David  Arquette and end his acting career as a professional wrestler, then the Rock will. 

*Rock starts to giggle after the last comment*

R; Now, where was I?  Oh yes, If The Rock has to go to Mankind, whoop his ass like The Rock did in the past, then lock him in the boiler room where he belong, The Great One will. Sorry, Mrs. Foleys boy wont be coming home. Only thing to be coming home to Mrs. Foley will be The Peoples Champion.  If The Rock has to grab that hobbit Aries, Grab him by his two front buck teeth, show him who the Great One actually is, then Fed Ex him back to the Shire with Sam and the other hobbits, then The Rock will.   Once The Rock is done whooping all their asses, he’ll grab Tarzan   Luchasaurus by his tight, Rock Bottom that jabroni infront of the MILLIONS..... and millions of The Rocks fans and pin him to become the New HWL World Heavyweight Champion.

*Rock starts doing the title taunt*

R: Two more nights, The Rock goes against the odds, just like  what The Rock has been doing all his life.  Two more nights, The Rock brings the HWL World title back to the Smackdown Hotel, and The Rock will put it on display in the front lobby for all the people to see. They’ll see that The Rock isn’t washed up, The Rock still gots it..

If You Smelllllll What The Rock.... Is.... Cookin.

*Rock tosses the microphone as the camera fades*

Luchasaurus

Cameras come back into focus on Babysaurus Marko Stunt, now sleeping in the same spot he was training with Jungle Boy, who is said to now be tree surfing in the jungle. Luchasaurus then emerges with a stick, of which has a soft end.

Narrator: The Luchasaurus needs help. Stick in hand, the Luchasaurus pokes at Babysaurus. The Babysaurus then wakes up, crying. The Luchasaurus extends his hand, of which had an apple in. The Babysaurus, upon the last tear falling from his eye, takes the apple with his mouth, and the hand of the Luchasaurus with his hand.

The Babysaurus, upon finishing his apple, begins to point and grunt at a nearby bag. The Luchasaurus retrieves said bag, covered in paint. He reaches in to pull out a rock, and a leather mask. Confused, the Luchasaurus seeks an explanation. The Babysaurus begins to wrestle the Rock and the mask, of which slightlty looks like Mankind.

The Luchasaurus joins the Babysaurus, now understanding that he, must continue training.

"The Lady of HWL" Lacey Evans

Oh Nikki Darling, Nice to know some things around here never change including your deranged self. Let me ask you something Honey, When were we ever friends? I do believe that the answer is never, and the we will never be friends because I refuse to ever be friends with a little nasty thing like yourself, with your hair always ratted up like its never been washed and someone who wouldnt know their way around a make up brush if their life depended on it, but Nikki darling the past is the past and the New Years bring a New Years Revolution and it also brings a New Years Resolution, now I am not usually the one for resolutions but seeing how the last year didnt really work out how I wanted it too, I feel the need to make a couple, and I have already kept up my end of the bargain on most of them, I wanted to be a better Homemaker which is something I achieve each and every year that I am alive, the second was to rekindle my relationship with the HWL and sign a NEW Contract, which I have previously stated I have done and the Third is to guide the HWL Womans Division and become the HWL Womans Champions...

I have seen all you Nasties that have been champion over the past six months and not a one of you could have held a candle to the standards that I am going to bring to this division, like when I am champion we are going to have mandatory Debutante Classes so all you Nasty Women can at least attempt to be a proper lady, and that include you Nikki. There will be old fashioned Home Education Classes taunt by me so that each and everyone of you can learn how to balance a career and a check book and many more changes to come...

Nikki you can bring your other friends with you at New Years Revolution, bring Miss. Cries a lot Manly Man Shayna Baszler with you honey because in order for me to become the next HWL Womans Champion and to rechristen it as the HWL Ladies Championship I need to defeat each and everyone one you which is in my God Given Right...My Womens Right That is...  

The Rock

*Scene opens up with The Rock standing alone backstage. The Rock removes his glasses and stares at the camera*

R: We are less than 24 hours away from one of the biggest pay per views in HWL with one of the biggest matches in HWL. The Rock enters that chamber tomorrow night for one reason and one reason only; too leave as the World Champion.   

But let The Rock answer a special question from one of The Rocks specials little friends. This question being “You think because you’re The Rock, thats suppose to scare me?”

*The Rock Smirks *

R: Let The Rock tell you one thing, my special special little fan, David Arquette.  No, you’re not suppose to scared of me because im The Rock... Oh no no, you’re suppose to be scared of The Rock because hes The great one, The Peoples Champion... A man who took down the nWo just by himself.   You think you impress The Rock because you once fought Chris Jericho? You Think you impress The Great One because WCW handed you over their World Title for 12 days?  You think you impress The Peoples Champion because your reign was on the top list of failures?

*The Rock chuckles*

R:  Tomorrow night, The Rock will make examples out of all the jabronis in that ring. The Rock will do what he has been doing for all his years, ever since he laced up the boot, laything the smackdown on everything that moves.  Tomorrow night, The Rock leaves HWL World Champion.

If You Smell... What The Rock... Is...Cookin.

Cross:

Lacey Lacey, am I not a proper woman Lacey? Do you not like how I carried the Women's division over the past six months while you were lying on your back? Do you not like how I stepped up to a challenge that your throat couldn't swallow? I made this woman's division the Nikki Cross show while you were gone. People were in fear of the greatest champion in HWL history. Now you want to come back and put your spin on it? Bring a ladies opinion to the HWL women's division? I DON'T THINK SO LACEY! We were doing fine without you and you should have never came back. Your traditionalist old ideas are just that Lacey..... OLD. I don't want to be a proper lady, I don't need to be a proper Lady. In order to win the HWL Women's Championship all I need is a wrestling ring and the intimidation factor that everybody knows I have. 

But see Lacey that's where I am happy that you have made your return to the HWL. It seems to me Lacey, that although I beat you to become the HWL Women's Champion in the first place, it seems as though my demeanor and my psychotic mental state doesn't seem to phase you like it does the other women. And I must admit Lacey that fact has left me hungry. It has left me hungry to meet you again so that I can somehow instill that fear into you that I crave. I want you to shudder at the thought of me like the rest of this division does, I want you to tremble at my mere presence I want you to go into Big Sugars office get down on your broken knees after our match tonight at New Years Revolution and beg Mr. Sugar not to put you in the ring with me ever again. That is what I truly want Lacey. Lacey, forget about Shayna Baszler, forget about Bayley, and forget about Sasha Banks. In this four stages of hell match tonight. My focus Lacey Evans, is on you.......